andy stephens

"There's rarely a situation so bad that it can't be made worse with a speech by Keir Starmer. No wonder he's the most unpopular PM in modern history." This is BRUTAL from @afneil 👏👏👏

“We asked 48m voters ‘What would make you vote for Labour again’ You said - Gordon Brown If it’s up there I’ll give you the money myself”

@WillB_2003 Hope you like a good running track...

Walton and Hersham vs Torquay United next year. Unreal

@TomCarter009 Wait until you see walton and hersham..

Is the away end at Hornchurch behind the shot-put throwing cage 😭😂

Beyond gutted tonight. For the players, Jimmy and his staff, everyone at the club, but mostly for every single member of the Yellow Army who gave so much today at Hornchurch and at Plainmoor and all season. This hurts because we care so deeply. But I’m also incredibly proud of what this club has become again: together, brave, united, and full of belief. We’ll take the pain, we’ll learn. Thank you for everything. #tufc 💛💙

@TORQUAYTALK Bollox....

It's all over. Congratulations to Hornchurch. It's more play off heartbreak for Torquay United. It's another season in the NLS for the Gulls.

We’ve heard reports that you might be watching a fireworks display tonight without paying?

🏏 71 not out 🏏 26 balls 🏏 41 minutes 🏏 5 fours 🏏 6 sixes 🏏 273.1 strike rate One of the greatest T20 innings in Somerset history from Sean Dickson! ❤️ #WeAreSomerset #SOMvBEA

@SW_Help Teddington to shp

@stepho1971 From Waterloo? ^RC

@SW_Help how are people supposed to get to shepperton tonight?

@SW_Help 10pm

@stepho1971 Hello Andy, what time are you looking to travel to Shepperton? ^GG

@BurnsideWasTosh Were you tired and emotional at the time.

💛TB | 374 | 65 A true Torquay United legend. #tufc | #TORHOR

Plainmoor comes together to remember one of our own. Rest in peace, Beds 💛 #tufc | #TORHOR

Well this is awkward #pafc

@TheBarmyArmy It's gone straight into the confectionary stall and out again. I.T.Botham...

Without telling us your age, who is the first cricketer you fell in love with?

Operation Single Market Garden

@BStardAlan One fears for your liver, your wallet will be fine...

I just paid £1.74 for a pint. I'm in a pub. In London. No really. (And no, the decimal is not in the wrong place.) I saw a pint I used to drink as a kid so ordered one #nostalgia 1.74.. I'm pretty sure that's what I was paying in 19coughcoughcough. I may never leave.