steph

maybe drinking on an empty stomach is actually really good for you. there is really no way to know

Do u wanna come over and lay in bed like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

Bieber pulled up to Coachella and said gimme the HDMI

it's 412 day you're legally allowed to kill someone with a parking chair

It ain't easy being the hottest person in this dollar tree but goddamn somebody's gotta do it

The Northern lights were beautiful in Ohio last night

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

@taylorswift13 hi if you want to come to my house for brunch before the steeler bc chief game on Christmas you’re invited!!!

@taylorswift13 FYI the chiefs won

america experiencing two “it’s joever” events in less than two years omg

happy short king week (5/6-5/10) to those who celebrate!!!

To the social team of @charlieputh: u guys are def hitting all ur goals thanks to Taylor please do a case study!!!

When your friends say they’re only going out for one drink

@bayliem_ I’ve been trying for years

Wingard deserves to be pushed off the Roberto Clemente bridge

All seagulls are boys. A girl wouldn’t do that