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I got hold of this unreleased track about Diddy Parties from (NAME REDACTED) a famous pop singer. I probably shouldn't post a leak, but I think it's important and sheds new light on the case. No, it's NOT AI. youtube.com/watch?v=fO45CG…

Tired of hearing about unions. What about people in guilds?

@KurtNiceHHL Even we prefer dj cassidy.

This DJ seems real comfortable at less seasoned weddings and bar mitzvahs. At least the clear folks happy I guess.

@awmannes Yeah, but my kids like me, so why shouldn’t I break ties in the senate?

@steveajohnson I know it's crazy, but I actually look at the resume. Like, have you had similar positions in the past? How did your previous experience prepare you for this role?

A staunch conservative on Walz speech. He disagreed with the content, but the delivery slammed.

This upcoming Netflix movie is about a woman who is transformed into a chicken nugget. It's at the top of the must-watch list. youtube.com/watch?v=9OWhVG…

@IagaD I just saw “Christmas Karen” on Tubi, and your performance really stands out! So funny!

Holiday greetings to wordsmith @steveajohnson & the other peoples' heroes at @lifehacker for including @redbox in their great festive seasonal roundup of 50 Best Christmas Movies You Can Stream Right Now! lifehacker.com/entertainment/…

@GoldHowie are you the Howie Gold who was in ‘Fear of a Black Hat?’ Because I just watched it and you are so hilarious and great in that movie.

My article “How to Summon a Demon” is number 3 on google for these search terms. This is a significant personal and professional milestone. lifehacker.com/how-to-summon-…

Nice work with Jimmy Buffet! @jakegaskill. Ya did it!

@kevinkelly It’s good, man.

Ready for takeoff. #starfield

I like memes.

@FedUpKentuckian @kyledcheney I thought we were supposed to back the blue? Is that not a thing now?

HAPPENING NOW: Proud Boys leaders are gathered in the courtroom for the first day of a four-day sentencing process. First up: victim impact statements. USCP Office Shae Cooney is in tears as she describes not knowing whether she would make it home on Jan. 6.

@andrearene They tell you about the “terrible twos” but leave off the terrible threes, and the fuckin’ fours, etc. seriously though, it gets progressively better/easier from about 3 onward.

People that say the newborn phase is the worst are LYING LIARS. Yeah it’s survival, but it’s predictable survival. (eat/sleep/diaper/repeat) The 2yr old phase is just torture. Sure it’s also magical, rousing, and filled with laughs but dear god it’s so hard in so many ways.