Steve Cottrell

@SimplyUtd Cathy in Mrs Brons Boogoys s

🚨 🗣️ Rúben Amorim on substituting Casemiro: “I didn’t want to take Cunha off because he was the only player helping us relieve the pressure. Jack Fletcher was still fresh, and Ugarte had more energy than Casemiro. Newcastle were running a lot, and I felt Casemiro might struggle to cope.”

@SimplyUtd rCathy in Mrs Bo end Boy

@SimplyUtd who plays Kathy in Mrs Boobs Boys

How wrong they were...! 🤣⬇️

@LipstickCake We fell in love with San Diego, ideal climate c

Okay, so maybe I am a Summer person?! #SanDiego

Bizarre the number of people on Twitter suggesting this joke of a Super League is no different from the Premier League. It is completely different. At no point did the PL ever propose being a closed shop. Relegation and promotion were integral from the start.

@DandG_UK Have been on phone 90 mins in total, offered service in 8 days on very noisy fridge freezer, waiting for claims department !

@seabassspeke @sportbible The nearest Ipswich get to playing in Europe is a trip to Shrewsbury close to the Welsh border😇⚽️

Caption this...👀

It is beyond parody that politicians who’ve spent a year warning about the dire consequences of No Deal - I’m thinking the Lib Dems and SNP in particular - will today back No Deal by voting against a trade deal with the EU. How can they expect ever to be taken seriously again?

@JohnnyVegasReal Milton Jones your new stylist?

Festive bedhead

Surprised their 9 man defence let goals in.

@RevRichardColes Get a life folks

@CostaCoffee , I always thought a cappuccino was made with coffee in first and frothed milk carefully poured on top! I was then concerned with the strange look when I asked for chocolate sprinkles..

@sainsburys Purchased at Witney store, 13th November, packet disposed of

@stevecott49 Hi Steve, sorry about the ham. Can you confirm if this was bought in store or online? Can you also send a picture of the barcode? I'll look into this further. Thanks! Andy

@sainsburys When you buy breaded ham, you expect it to be minimal around the outside (the packet sales lightly dusted), not in a mass on a chunky non-edible fatty end!

@BulbUK I have emailed help@bulb with details.

@BulbUK Tried phoning to complain that you had added 10,000 units to my statement after sending account with correct reading. 45 minute wait on phone, queue position on chat line 120. This is 2nd time this has occurred @BBCWatchdog @Ofcom

@Ofcom @ofgem Oops

@stevecott49 Hi Steve, Ofcom is the communications regulator. Looks like this may be one for @ofgem

@JohnnyVegasReal @MerielMyers “I hadn’t quite finished “

@MerielMyers Return to sender

If you could choose a lyric to put on your gravestone, what would it be?