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@LizKershawDJ She's a lovely woman. Stop it.

Apparently this dress is by Victoria Beckham. Bit nasty of her to let Mrs Burnham pay 900 quid for something in Crimpelene that doesn't fit her. Sisterhood eh?in

I am no fan of Reeves or Starmer, but come on, the fact that they did what any sane person would do having just been kicked out of office - go to the pub - makes me slightly warm to them if anything. What would you have them do? Sit in a dark room wearing a hair shirt?

@SolCuthbertson we never went away

Everything he needed to say he just did. We are so unbelievably back.🌹

@fugitiveink it's a limited Rapture. Just King's Lynn.

Who knows what this portends

@LouiseMensch @ElonMusk took off his tail *and* whiskers, that's some good shootin'

This is the single greatest twist in children’s literature, maybe in all literature ever. Scroll through in order. “The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit” by Beatrix Potter. (I’m missing one page that doesn’t change the impact, @ElonMusk can Blue get more than 4 photos to a post?)

Amnesty is too busy with the "genocide' in Gaza and "Islamophobia" in the West.

@TheKingofKatz you know what they love to do to a dangling bauble

The Supreme Kitten has discovered that she can go under the sheet in the night and attack sensitive gentleman parts.

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy 🐎

@steveifyoulike It is

The horse (who is also the mayor) in his full regalia. Apologies that I didn’t get a better photo, I’ve been trying (not very hard) to meet this horse for many a year. Anyway, stick that in your pipe and smoke it Sadiq Khan. You might be mayor of London but my mayor is a tiny, patriotic horse.

@Ria1984 Innit. I used to be senco in a private school - amazed by the unrelenting parental pursuit of more and more advantages for the already highly privileged.

Teachers are actually humans, with families and are just going in and doing the best they can. We care about your kids and want them to be their best possible selves. We tick all the section F boxes of their EHCP…. But NOTHING is good enough for some.

@cuthbertscoast @ladygreenkirtle (shakes head) never gonna happen

@ladygreenkirtle You mean people say the opposite of what they mean just for rhetorical effect?? Highly unlikely.

I may be misunderstanding this completely but I like the little “sarcasm” bump at the opposite end of the scale on almost all of them

@AdolphusSpriggs @Sami_Historian (blows on microphone) Pies have arrived! Aimed at folks of a certain age you see

@Sami_Historian The Comedians was a programme that was made by Granada Television in the 1970s and early 80s and featured comedians telling jokes (and the comedians were well known on the Working Men’s Club circuit as well as television). Some of those on that photo *might not* be comedians.

What a strange meme.

@forwardnotback Feels kinda bourgeois. Until I think of shopkeepers I have known. Largely w/c clearly - but the owners of the jewellery and ceramics shop where my mum worked had a Volvo and several houses so... I dunno if it matters, all these folk worked for a living.

A poll about shop owner/keepers and class VOTE NOW Please

@AnthonyGri10669 @hellothisisivan Yep, and is it Hamlet taps his nose and says - Did you mean... country matters?

@hellothisisivan But not as rude a title as Wycherley’s Restoration comedy The Country Wife.

I don’t think it’s appreciated enough as a milestone in postwar British culture that the title of the 2nd most successful film of 1969 was an anal sex joke

@NeilPSaunders @hellothisisivan that piggie went to market with a BASKET over his ARM ok? Another treasure from my mother's kinder version: This little piggie had roast beef, And this little piggie had... a salmon sandwich! phew

@hellothisisivan Bloody hell, I'm 55 and all my innocence is now gone. I really didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Mind you, I thought the piggie who went to market was only going shopping until a few years ago.

@cleancitybird for Sky News. Interesting wording: 'additional enquiries'; 'further assessment'. Tell us it's not just about the Bluesky post without telling us...

In relation to Herbert’s arrest and charge(s) - I would recommend reserving judgement as to the legitimacy or grounds for conviction, until such time we are given details of what the charges actually are, and under what criminal legislative Act. While the reports say it was an investigation into his disgusting BlueSky posts about Ann Widdecombes death, he may not have been charged under Mal Comms/Comms Acts, or JUST under those Acts. There is currently a politically motivated terroristic murder being investigated, with reports the suspect was ‘radicalised’. Given the proximity of the social media posts to the murder, I suggest we all wait and see what the charges are before jumping the freedom-to-offend gun in defence of him. Yours, Legal lesbian who worked in criminal defence for 3+ years.

@MerriamWebster Blame the French for manoeuvre. Actually you can blame them for most things.

The spellings of 'aluminium,' 'manoeuvre,' and 'centre.'

@patrick19671974 @fugitiveink it's really nice, has a bit of a tang - like President french butter which I believe is cultured (reads Proust no doubt)

@fugitiveink What is cultured butter?

This is what has replaced the Blakeney Deli.

@MarkDiStef accelerate, sharp steer and apply handbrake, around we go

When does the media turn on Tuchel? Immediately?

@MsSWhiskey never mind, Our Lads v The Frogs to look forward to