Stevie Gerald

Darkest hour...

This was the first car given to me at ordination in July 2009. The price… 550k. That was before someone who didn’t write WAEC became president.

A boy used to hit me, the teachers do nothing my father said.. “scar him” I picked the cover of my desk and smashed it in his face, they called my parents .. Lmho! Anyway he never bullied me again. . My kids will beat your kid if they hit them I hope they do it .

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

More anti-marriage, anti-family propaganda designed to set women up for failure. My life got infinitely more purposeful and less stressful when I got married.

There is this lady on TikTok , Fauzia Hassan, an obviously well to do young woman with rich parents, complaining about how she had to pay 7k at the Abuja airport just to park for 15minutes. Knowing how the typical Nigerian works, she quickly added that she has no problem paying it but can everyone afford it? What is the fate of Uber drivers and others that can not afford such exorbitant parking fees. Some fools still went to the the comment section to say if she could afford a flight, she should also be able to afford parking fee There is no redeeming some Nigerians from their foolery.

Hello Nigerian police, today is Wednesday. I want to believe these four policemen are on their way to Abuja now to see the IGP, every single person on here is interested in this case so we hope their trip isn’t just formalities that’ll end with a pat at the back. We also hope their judgement will be televised like they tr@umatised those innocent boys. WE ARE WATCHING VERY CLOSELY !!

No light to preserve them.

Logic ...

Men notice, but hints aren’t consent. Open your mouth and say it clearly.

Everybody likes to talk from the outside until you enter the road. I’m a keke rider myself, and with experience… no, it’s not that easy. This idea of “buy keke ₦5M, make ₦200k daily” sounds sweet online, but reality on ground is very different. I work interstate between Lagos and Ogun (can’t mention exact location for security reasons), so let me break it down small: In Lagos alone: Main ticket: ₦1,300 Money for markers, chairman, security, etc: about ₦1,000 Police/agency money (LASTMA, LNSC, etc): varies, but you must settle or risk paying ₦2k–₦10k for “offence” That’s already money gone before you even start breathing. Now Ogun side: Main ticket: ₦1,700 (₦1,300 weekends) “King of boys”: ₦200 Other random levies: ₦500 Then fuel: ₦12,000 daily at least Passengers? They’ll still price you like fuel is ₦200 per litre. We haven’t even talked about: Repairs (very frequent and expensive now) Feeding and daily survival Weekly hire purchase: ₦60k–₦70k for almost 2 years And let me add this: once a new keke hits 6 months, problems start coming one by one. So when everything is deducted… what exactly is left? This job is not “wake up and print money.” It’s survival, patience, and constant expenses. So no — if someone is still broke, it’s not always laziness or chasing job titles. Sometimes, it’s because the system itself is designed to drain you before you even grow. Respect people on the road. The hustle is deeper than it looks.

Van Dijk saying the players had given up against City is the most damning thing I've ever heard from a LFC captain. It's unacceptable and shows Slot has clearly lost the dressing room. He'd never in a million years say that publicly under Klopp.

Perhaps Nigeria is a very terrible country in ways we fail to understand. You cannot celebrate to leave your home country in this manner.

I hate to say it but the parents who made their kids take piano lessons and see a language tutor might have been right

Let it be known only terrorists are openly allowed to carry guns in Nigeria. As citizens are massacred proudly Nigeria security forces prevent citizens from defending their families.

There’s nothing more masculine than men worshipping Christ (fixed it)

We, members and leaders of the ADC, and other well-meaning Nigerians, lovers of democracy, are saying that our democracy must not be killed. We say NO to a one-party system and for that today we’re calling out Nigerians who believe in unity, peace, and security of our country to join us as we defend democracy in our land. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

Lagos will humble you, no jokes. I was jobless for 4 months. Rent was close. Account balance was just there… like ₦200k. Then I saw a job asking for 2–3 years experience in something I barely knew. I said… we move. Crammed small things online, entered the interview with full confidence. Next thing… I got the job Now it’s 3 weeks in… Every day na survival mode. Google, YouTube, ChatGPT… na my real colleagues. The funny part? My boss is praising me 😂 At this point… I don’t even know if I’m faking it… or I’m actually getting good.

No court in 2027. We will settle everything in our polling units and collation centres.

THIS DID NOT APPEAR ON YOUR FEED BY MISTAKE. God says “Do not fear, for I AM with you ~ Isaiah 41:10.

Is there solar cement?