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Yeah I'm sure it's great to be a new Yorker right now. Ooh look at me my mayor is Zohran Mamdani. Ooh I have public transit and live in one of the most culturally & historically important cities in the world. Karl Anthony towns plays on my team & we're going to the NBA finals.

OH, COLE! ⭐️ Tony Award winner Cole Escola returns to the role of Mary Todd Lincoln for 4 weeks only from 20 July in #OhMaryUK. Priority tickets on sale at 11 AM on Friday 29 May. Sign up now at ohmaryplay.co.uk

didnt they just cancel a tour???

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

Worst part of nyc in the summer is when a fly get in the house. These is not normal flies…they anticipate your moves u gotta use strategy on gang

Christine Taylor fought her own director over one syllable in this scene, and that fight accidentally created the most durable meme on the internet. Betty Thomas wanted Taylor to just say "school" normally. Taylor refused. She'd studied every episode of the original series and knew Maureen McCormick pronounced it "skule." Exact same vowel shift, same cadence, same oblivious confidence. Thomas pushed back. Taylor held the line. The pronunciation stayed. That stubbornness over one word tells you everything about what makes this performance work. Taylor wasn't doing an impression. She was doing something much harder. She rebuilt McCormick's speech patterns from scratch, then played them with zero comedic awareness. Marcia never knows she's funny. She never winks. The entire movie runs on that engine: a 1970s family dropped into 1995 Los Angeles, completely sincere, while the world around them loses its mind. The cast that pulled this off cost $12 million total. The film grossed $54 million. And that same George Glass scene, the one Thomas almost changed, is where Taylor delivered "Sure, Jan." Two words. Jennifer Elise Cox says she has a boyfriend. Taylor tilts her head, smiles, and says it like she's genuinely trying to be supportive while clearly not believing a word. Thirty years later, "Sure, Jan" is in political tweets, group chats, meme compilations, and daily use by people who've never seen the movie. A Nickelodeon actress from Allentown, Pennsylvania, ad-libbed two words on a $12 million parody film and accidentally produced a phrase that outlived every prestige drama of 1995. The performance that made it possible was built on refusing to say one word the way her director wanted.

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

new york is achieving things it has never achieved before under the mamdani caliphate

@Neely711 we need nick at nite back!

I hate that the kids today will never watch the original Brady Bunch and therefore never understand how this is possibly the funniest movie to ever exist.

the only way they can save Star Wars is by decanonizing Clone Wars

@NYCMayor @NYCSanitation Knicks under mayor Adams: 2022: Missed playoffs 2023: 2nd round exit 2024: 2nd round exit 2025: ECF exit Knicks under mayor Mamdani: 2026: Made it to the NBA Finals 🐐

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

bring back the teen choice awards and mtv movie & tv awards bc now everyone thinks they'll get an emmy nomination like no ur getting a plastic surfboard and that's it

Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise

There she is...! A lovely new message from Julie Andrews for the World Parkinson Coalition, lending her voice to an important cause with her usual grace, warmth, and sincerity. We are SO happy to see her.

Sources telling me that Charlie will soon be stable

unbiased opinion: this is the best Coachella show in history… Gaga truly left her heart and soul on that stage and proved she’s a once in a lifetime performer

just ignore her, she’s never gonna hold elected office again she’s just gonna be an influencer at this point

Watch me.