Steve Bell

@mtpennycook There will be no reduction in child poverty!

As of today, the cruel two-child limit is no more. This Labour government is delivering the biggest ever reduction of child poverty in a single Parliament.

@TrisOsborneMP You need to get out more. Prices are going up everyday in the supermarkets!

Pay is rising above inflation. This means incomes are rising faster than prices.

@thelefttake @richardcalhoun The polls said Remain would win the EU referendum and we all know how that panned out!

@richardcalhoun 1000 is a representative sample. You can get accurate data from a poll with half this sample.

Zack Polanski is by far the most popular candidate for Prime Minister among Britain's 18-24 year olds. Over 3x more popular than Nigel Farage. 7x more popular than Rupert Lowe.

@warda_Abad @KShabby16334956 @geeceevee @DavidMcGregorBN @NicolaFa1978 fuckoff

@KShabby16334956 @geeceevee @DavidMcGregorBN @NicolaFa1978 Please help me and my family. My campaign has zero funds. I beg you to donate, even if it's just ten dollars. If you see this, leave a comment. chuffed.org/project/170934…

People ask what Labour has actually done. Try telling a renter facing a no-fault eviction that ending Section 21 doesn’t matter. Try telling a struggling family that breakfast clubs don’t matter. Some of us know these things change lives because we’ve lived it.

@joni_askola You fuckwits seem to have it in your heads that we can have a referendum next week and it'll be for rejoin. Then the week after we'll be back in the EU. It'll take another 10 years to sort it. All it takes is one member state to say no, then you're fucked.

Brexit was a mistake, and it’s time for the UK to rejoin the EU

@LindaPears87262 Best fucking liar you mean!

I think Kier Starmer is the best PM we have had for decades. Strange that so many say he's made mistakes/he's not perfect. When did those commentators ever say tory PMs made mistakes? You know tory governments that make ordinary people poorer & rich people richer. FUNNY THAT

@elliereeves No child is been lifted out of fucking poverty. All that's happened is you've given more money to the parents who spend there money on shite to buy more shite with.

It's official - the two child cap has been abolished. Almost 2,000 children in Lewisham West and East Dulwich will be lifted out of poverty. This is the difference a Labour government makes 🌹

@Ed_Miliband Just resigned you dipshit!

5 things we’re doing to help tackle the cost of living 👇

@JordyKerrEats She's short of money!

What does it mean when she does this?

@PeterStefanovi2 There won't be any better trade relations. It's all smoke and fucking mirrors. Closer alignment means the UK gets fucked over. Reeves is still looking for excuses for her own fuck ups!

“Better trade relations with the EU is in our national interest,” Rachel Reeves tells The Economist’s Rachana Shanbhogue. “It would be foolish to just carry on as we are” 👏

@Imogenlemon02 Yes it does matter. If you can't work that out then you really shouldn't be on social media!

Three questions from Badenoch on whether Starmer spoke personally with Mandelson. This really doesn’t matter to people trying to pay their bills. #pmqs

@adamndsmith @ZackPolanski He can't even fix his own teeth, doesn't even know what his name is and you expect him to fix the UK LMFAO

> more support for households > tightening windfall tax on energy companies > rent controls > re-nationalising water > decoupling electricity prices from the cost of gas > change the tax system This is the @ZackPolanski platform and it’s hard to argue it isn’t what this country desperately needs

@Formystudy777 @PhilMyers53 @Keir_Starmer A leader who can't even answer a fucking question at PMQ's. You're having a fucking laugh!

@PhilMyers53 @Keir_Starmer stood his ground and Declined to be Yes Boss ( Trump) person . He proved lot of people wrong about him and I can see so many who didn’t even voted him are talking nice about him now . Stay strong Leader we all are with you 💪

Let's be clear If Badenough or Fagash were PM 🙄 𝙒𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝘽𝙀 𝘼𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙍 We'd be counting our dead Thank goodness we have a Statesman running our country and not a chancer or a computer hacker #TENYEARKIER

@Slartibardfast @TedUrchin No it ain't!

@TedUrchin Rejoining the eu is 100% a general election winner by a landslide.

This is what we want! From today’s i #RejoinEU

@TedUrchin No we fucking don't!

@DavidMcGregorBN Breakfast clubs were a thing 30 odd years ago. Bus powers back to local areas LMFAO Free child care wouldn't be a thing if decent wages were a thing. Workers rights mean fuck all.

Funny how the people shouting “what has Labour done?” never mention: No-fault evictions ending Breakfast clubs rolling out Bus powers back to local areas 30 free hours of childcare Workers’ rights strengthened Almost like they benefit from you not knowing 🤷‍♂️

@mjg002 @PeterStefanovi2 @RachelReevesMP LMFAO Labour are gone!

@PeterStefanovi2 Then bloody re-join @RachelReevesMP ! It's the only way you will be assured of the growth the country so desperately needs and will guarantee Labour reelection in 2029.

BREAKING: “We are not burying our head in the sand. We are not immune to the damage that Brexit has caused… where alignment is in our national interest we should align with European rules where that is good for business and where that is good for jobs in Britain” Chancellor Rachel Reeves 👏

@PeterStefanovi2 The other year it was all the Tories fault, now it's Brexit's fault. Time she resigned!

@lang_jayne43675 @the_hunter1100 Fuckoff

@the_hunter1100 Yes. As a vegan and true animal lover I believe there should be no animals on children’s plates.

Should pork 🐖🥩 be removed!?? A. Yes B. Hell No

@TeasdaleDarren @GodlyNations LMFAO

@GodlyNations No, they don't have the agency to be racist. Everything a black person does is simply a direct reaction to a force put upon them by a superior race.. Is that racist or just good Critical Race Theory? Yes or No?

Can Black people be racist? Yes or no.