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@bmay I have a garden shed she can use for a very cheap price of £100 per hour, I’ll even throw in an old sofa and two chairs. I’m not catering though she’ll have to bring a kettle, couple of mugs and biscuits, The chairs are for the mugs. 🙄

Truss is bringing the deranged American CPAC convention of conspiracy crackpots to the UK. I’m sure under her stewardship it will be a roaring success! A handy venue in which to find all of Europe’s least pleasant people.

@allenanalysis You can ask any question, but the answer will be either: You’re rude Who do you work for (then Fake news) Ballroom Windmills How great he is How great some crying bloke thinks he is And how he deserves the peace prize for stating a war. 🙄

Trump at a press conference today: “I’m going to take a few questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex.” Day 27 of the Iran war. Israel just struck Iranian nuclear facilities. Iran is demanding sovereignty over the Strait as a peace condition. The Philippines has 40 days of oil left. April 6th power plant strike deadline approaching. Thousands dead across the region. “You can talk sex.” This is the President of the United States.

@allenanalysis Apart from China, Russia and Turkey (Maybe N Korea) I’ll say one thing for Trump and his administration, he’s definitely helping to unite the world. America first, good luck and for all non MAGA you have my sympathy. 🙄

Trump on Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS today: “He didn’t think he would be kissing my ass. He really didn’t. And now he has to be nice to me. He better be nice to me.” This is how the President of the United States describes America’s most important Gulf ally. The same Saudi Arabia that: — Cut oil production by 6.7 million barrels — Whose energy infrastructure Iran threatened to destroy — Who the US needs to keep oil markets stable — Who Trump is asking to join the Iran war Diplomatic relationships are built over decades. Trump just described the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia as someone kissing his body parts — on camera — while asking him for military cooperation. France got an 8 out of 10. Japan got Pearl Harbor. Saudi Arabia got this. The isolation of America is not just a policy failure. It is a daily practice.

@whittomd @PeterHRatcliffe A compliment lasts a week an insult a lifetime 🙄

@PeterHRatcliffe That's life. Hangers-on should invest in solving their own problems instead of investing in pointing the finger, which historically does not work.

Let me get this straight. Countries around the world have paid the US in advance for arming themselves and also arms for Ukraine. The US is not delivering those weapons, and also seizing the money already paid for weapons never to be delivered. No trust left for the US.

Superb political ad. One of the best you’ll see. This is better, and resonates more, than anything coming from Labour or the Tories.

@Goldmember653 @SusieM414141 @BelannF I’m sure he would’ve moderated his threats and language if it had been a few men sat there making a lot of noise. Hopefully he’s found out he’s famous now as an asshole and in the future moderates his own behaviour.

@SusieM414141 @BelannF Love how everyone is attacking the man without knowing what caused his anger. He might have been completely justified.

This man is going off on a table of customers at a Sonic restaurant because he said they were being “too loud.” He cusses at them and even threatens them. What caused him to lose it so badly? He must be having a really bad day. I’m surprised the staff didn’t try to intervene I would have.

@krassenstein Has his ‘present’ gone off yet 🙄

BREAKING: Trump claims that Iran gave him a present: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is but it was a very significant prize and they gave it to us.” WTF!

@TheRealJamieKay Does he live in cockfosters ?

😂😂😂

@NotAvgLiberal Has he joined up, deployed or just doing ‘I’m a really tough guy on TikTok’ 🙄 Lard arse wouldn’t survive 5 minutes in Iran. 😂

For Fucks Sake. Trump’s MAGA “Patriots” ready to goto war with Iran. The only thing at war here… His belt against his waist line.

@toy59496 @ShangguanJiewen Allies would lose their military service people all for a war they didn’t start, for a President and administration that wouldn’t recognise their sacrifices and then those same allies having to justify to their electorate why that sacrifice had to be made. You’re on your own 🙄

@ShangguanJiewen So much for the Quad. What a joke. Of course if I was the US I would be a bit ticked off that everyone's assumption is that everybody else in the world will just free ride on US attempts to keep the strait open. Not one country has assisted.

This definatively marks the decline of the US empire and the beginning of a new world order. Donald Trump has achieved the Petro-Yuan. Nations paying for oil in Yuan are granted safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz. India just did so. 👇

@timecaptales When you respect the music whilst parodying it.

In 1976 on Saturday Night Live, Joe Cocker performed as the musical guest when John Belushi suddenly appeared beside him. Belushi delivered his now-famous exaggerated impersonation, mimicking Cocker.

@mtully21 @lolatully Lads will be lads 😂

@stevewarke @lolatully Probably!!

#OddSocks #WorldDownSyndromeDay Who better to wear them than our lovely #Aidan. He’s filled all our lives with a Love and Joy we didn’t know we needed. We wish you a future of health & happiness in a world where you’ll be safe and supported. #OscarForAidan ⁦@lolatully⁩

Happy World Down Syndrome Day! This child, with an extra chromosome, is valuable and worthy of life.

@reece_dinsdale Sorry mate but …ho ho ho Merry Christmas 😂

What a difference a role makes.

@Linda_Regan I believe was beside Yootha Joyce bedside when she died. It’s a credit to him that when his friend needed him he was there. Says a lot about a man whose characters he played were a mile away from the man he was in real life. RIP Brian

Handsome man. Miss you my darling and always will

@Jacxdad3376 Tell Jack if he’s playing charades he’s giving too much away. I’m thinking a song with two syllables 😂

@AnthonyGriz @UKBackintheDay2 Ok the other four in my opinion 1. Tina Turner - What’s love got to do with it 2. Chaka Khan - I feel for you 3. Bowie / Queen - Under Pressure 4. Bruce - Born in the USA

@stevewarke @UKBackintheDay2 To me, it’s in the top five…

41 years later… this song is even more relevant now than it was then…

@saintrommel @keatonhorrocks1 We all remember Saint you went down in history that night. 😂 Falling into that girls cleavage was a perfect aim though 😉

@stevewarke @keatonhorrocks1 I fell backwards off a stool in the trotters on one of those raised platforms they had

matt weston greatest man on the earth. 3 john smiths 28.82 seconds. beat that. #bwfc #worldrecord