Busted "Chopped Chud" Musty

I'm having Big Trouble in my Little Brain

@pants Are you a Paramore fan

The Spooky Pants preorder is LIVE Signed copies at theartofpants.com

This is a #SmallFundraiser We need to boost it pls

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@GracePersephone Yeah I think a few years ago she was okay but had to soft block bc she became this insane person like that Sukis mom lmao

@stinkfungus Took the bimbo part a little too seriously

Ex oomf is so fucking stupid it's unreal

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@dirtchairman Entire order is fucking bonkers, 8 ocean spray bottles, 16 8-pack cokes, 6 gallons of ice cream, 4 boxes of cinnamon toast crunch, 4 Family size boxes of tea bags, 8packs of keebler cookies and 8 packs of Vienna Finger cookie sandwiches I HATE THIS PERSON

@stinkfungus Looks like they're already trying to die

I need this person to die I am so fucking serious

Can everyone relax

DD pays like an average of $2/order for base pay, why are you even on the driver subreddit if you're just there to talk shit and be an idiot

Imagine not knowing how anything in the world works like at all, wow

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I’ve been working on a new App for Trolls and Haters.. What cha think???

Fuck it, why not

The rotisserie chickens at the grocery store:

Can you imagine the terror and horror Israel inflicts on Palestinian children, women, and men in detention centers when the cameras are away? This is Israeli terrorism.

These 3 12 packs of soda for this Instacart customer are on the ride of their life in the back of my car rn

@chxnluh I'm also guessing it's delivered so doubly expensive

He has to be a neurosurgeon or an orthodontist. There’s no other way to afford all of this food