stoneotis

YEAH “THATS IT STONEOTIS”!!!!!!! @fitxkendall

the company cameras watching me talk to myself while I work:

@officerdonuts95 ok but where’s the internet

Little before and after.

This is how I name my variables 😂🤭

whenever i get annoyed i take a bite out of my desk

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

stirring up my poop in the toilet with a yardstick

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?" The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

Me leaving work through the emergency exit to avoid coworkers, connect to Discord, and tell the gang l'Il be on in 30

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

yo mama so fat she can fit a million poop in her butt

I PUT ONNNNNNNNNNNN

Monday-Thursday Friday-Sunday

Me putting zero on the tip right in front of the Starbucks guy at checkout

grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary

how I feel when I double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

drinking mai tais and bakin cookies happy FRIDAYYYYYYY

Good Morning if you don’t go to the gym today, you’ve volunteered to be the designated photographer for the summer since you won’t fit in the photo

A Paper Towel hate to see me cooking