soap 🦀🦀

cattitude by pink floyd: watch this pussy nut while i’m fingering your butt *ten minute guitar solo*

i’m not even going to participate in the kinderwhore discourse because i have a collection of pristine vintage 90s grunge girl dresses in a very difficult size to find and you don’t

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

@summersizzling1 @TheBaddestMitch with this attidude you should just do it now

@TheBaddestMitch Yeah I would cause ive been raped and they hurt and when I get cancer ill kill myself you dumb cunt

“I’d rather have cancer than get a pap”

@TheBaddestMitch got in an argument w a girl like this and she said she wants a hysterectomy anyways and doesn’t care if she lives or dies like….lmfao ok edgelord

had such a bad first day at my new job i had to cry smoking cigarettes listening to emo music on my way home

@deadbeatdawta @offbeatorbit damn girl get help

@stopandshop11 @offbeatorbit then ill just die, the issue here is u think i value my life but i dont

You can request plastic if your gyno isn’t already using that already. Communicate with them. They can also add more lubricant! I’m so sick of seeing people act like that’s not an option or that every Pap smear is torture. Just scaring women away from vital medical procedures.

@deadbeatdawta @offbeatorbit ok what happens if u get cancer before that. like be so fr

@stopandshop11 @offbeatorbit cervical cancer since i already want a hysterectomy anyway

Twin Towers ✊

walked up to my new office building and it's next door to the old navy where i had to beg an employee to open the bathroom so i wouldnt shit myself

@deadbeatdawta @offbeatorbit would you rather be nauseous and sweaty during an exam or have cervical cancer

@offbeatorbit i’ve had one pap smear and it came back fine so it’ll be my last lol. i have a “tilted vagina” so I boohoo cry and get nauseous + sweaty during pelvic exams lol #nothanku #findanotherway

@annie_either_or ivy wolk good but her friends red scare r evil

sally rooney ‘evil’, reality tv and radiohead ‘good’ is a crazy right wing giveaway

yo but if there's a dinosaur jr that means... my man 🤝😂

just heard someone say laufey out loud for the first time and wtf

some of my straight friends told me i have the "f-slur pass".....but they're.....and i'm.....nvm

Seriously just watched the best episodes of friends and how I met your mother back to back to back what a great day! Dinner with the gf now

The Blevins brothers ready for church

went to retweet this but already retweeted it years ago </3

white people be like oooh my mom put ice in the bong

@funnelheader schoolhouse rock rocks is go good

he’s so bitchy on this one music.apple.com/us/album/no-mo…

millennial cringe comes from copying jim carey but gen z’s cringe will come from copying jack black