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Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

Games > Books Some games have scripts so massive, they make books look like a light read. For comparison, the entire LOTR trilogy has ~481,000 words: 2.2M — KC: Deliverance II 2.0M — Baldur's Gate 3 1.2M — Disco Elysium 1.1M — Animal Crossing 1.0M — Baldur's Gate 2 1.0M — Cyberpunk 2077 950K — Planescape: Torment 740K — Dragon Age: Origins 650K — Fallout: New Vegas 450K — The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Narrative designers write modern epics and voice actors record absolute libraries.

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

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Greta Thunberg in 2023: If we don't end fossil fuels, it will be a "death sentence." Greta Thunberg in 2026: President Trump must allow oil imports to Cuba. I guess the "climate crisis" has negotiable deadlines.

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