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1/ A distributed compute layer beneath #Bitcoin is where UTC🕰 comes from - the weighted average of >400 worldwide🌎 atomic clocks⚛️, most of which are based on cesium, which defines the SI unit of time - the second⏱. Unlike the decentralized consensus protocols which are

Ready for an agentic wallet with the best security 🤖🛡️ @StationWallet @vultisig @RujiraNetwork

Private $bRUNE is coming 👻

With this, all the pieces are in place. Upgradeable liquidity model for @THORChain's LP, including high assets like bitcoin:native that have been locked for 12+ months. Concentrated Custom Liquidity today. Dynamic Custom Liquidity tomorrow. All of it in order to capture arbitrage profits for $RUNE and $RUJI bonders, and minimise price dislocation of base layer pools == winning more swaps Watershed moment x.com/PragmaticMonke…

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🍫 Chocolate Day = The birth of $CACAO. Here is a look back at the Liquidity Auction that made it happen: What it was & how it worked ⚙️ - Instead of a traditional sale, we ran a 21-day permissionless Liquidity Auction. Anyone could contribute assets ($BTC, $ETH, $USDC, $RUNE). - After the auction closed, 90% of $CACAO was distributed proportionally to those participants, instantly pairing with their assets to make them our first-ever Liquidity Providers. Why we did it 🤝 - We bypassed complex, exclusive IDOs because we believe in our motto: a multichain liquidity protocol should be in the hands of the community from Day 1. Why it’s important 🛡️ - It set a new standard for fairness in DeFi. It meant total transparency, zero whitelists, no prohibitive minimums, and reduced volatility through equal information. - Everyone had the exact same opportunity to get involved. Want the full breakdown of the economics and philosophy behind it? 👇 Read the Fair Launch chapter in our Whitepaper:🔗 docs.mayaprotocol.com/white-paper/re…

RT for CACAO powers🍫🪄

@BooneW @RealRGTV @THORChain The liquidity fees are slip-based. The slip is the ratio of the swap size to the pool depth and is expressed as basis points. The fees are then the swap size squared over the pool depth. This quadratic term is what counters MEV given the transaction ordering by fees.

@RealRGTV @THORChain The fee and the slippage are the same, unless I'm really missing something

.@THORChain 's Rapid Swaps are starting to see some adoption $1M swapped saving users almost an hour total, speeding up swaps an average of 36% Will be interesting how much more efficient this feature can make TC swaps as integrators and wallets adopt it $RUNE

@BooneW @THORChain Nice work 🎉

@THORChain v0.1 boonewheeler.com/boonetools/rap…

I'm in the process of vibecoding up a @THORChain RapidSwap™️ dashboard and think I caught one of the first successful ones: thorchain.net/tx/BAC7E87147D… $RUNE

@scottmelker @Scaramucci Agent-enabled wallets will be critical 🤖

When Brian Armstrong posted that AI agents can’t open bank accounts but can use crypto wallets - and that there will soon be more AI agents making transactions than humans - it stuck with me. Not because it was an extraordinary prediction, but because of how casually it hinted at something massive. If AI agents start transacting on our behalf - buying compute, paying for data, negotiating access to tools, coordinating with other machines - the internet could slowly evolve into an economy where software becomes an active economic participant. Imagine waking up and your personal AI agent - let’s call it BaseAgent - has already been working for hours. Overnight, it rented a short burst of GPU compute to process a batch of research you received while you were asleep. It paid a data provider a few cents to access a niche dataset, pulled what it needed, and moved on. By the time you check your phone, the results are already summarized and sitting at the top of your inbox. Later that day, BaseAgent notices a temporary spike in demand across distributed compute markets. Because you’ve allowed it to monetize idle resources, it leases a portion of your workstation’s unused GPU capacity into the marketplace. Somewhere across the world, another agent is paying to borrow those cycles. You don’t notice anything - your computer keeps humming softly under the desk. That evening, BaseAgent notices a new contract posted to a marketplace offering a reward for a rapid breakdown of unusual activity across several DeFi protocols. Rather than taking on the entire job itself, it assembles a small network of specialized agents - one traces wallet flows across chains, another maps liquidity movements, and a third identifies possible arbitrage patterns. Within minutes, the work is completed, the analysis is submitted, and the reward is automatically split among the agents through their wallets. There are no subscriptions to manage, no invoices to chase, and no billing departments in the middle. Just machines negotiating prices and settling payments instantly, around the clock. It sounds futuristic, but it’s not as far away or bizarre as it might seem. AI agents weren’t designed to operate inside traditional financial systems built around accounts, approvals, and human identity. Crypto, on the other hand, was built from day one to move value across the internet without permission. In that sense, the two are a natural match. Once machines can transact freely, they begin behaving like economic participants. They compare prices, outsource work, assemble networks, and move capital faster than any human ever could. If that world emerges - and I think it will - crypto stops being something people speculate on and starts becoming something their software needs. And when tens or hundreds of millions of AI agents begin demanding internet-native money to do business with each other, owning the assets that power that system may look less like speculation and more like being early once again.

@1MarkMoss What agentic wallet are you going to use? I would recommend a MPC one that uses the proposer-validator model 🤖.

This will be a huge unlock and it's going to happen, when is the only question. but it's clear, an Agentic economy can't run without bitcoin and that can't run without at least a demimimus exclusion for Cap Gains tax.

@BooneW @THORChain This doesn’t include the $5M BTC->TCY Treasury buybacks. It also seems fair for the new chain’s treasuries to provide some seed liquidity.

The @THORChain Treasury is almost out of funds With no LP incentives, how will new pools get seeded? $RUNE

@vultisig What’s the plan for the unclaimed VULT? 🤖

Last call for IOU VULT holders. The Vultisig claim portal closes March 31. Miss it and you’ll need to go through manual claims (30-day grace period). Claim now while it’s one click. Burn IOU → receive $VULT.

@Bankless @vultisig is the agentic MPC wallet that uses the proposer-validator model you talked about with @hosseeb that also has a plugin marketplace for 3rd party developers 🤖

Getting AI agents to do "blockchain based tasks is not that hard…" So why does AI avoid crypto so much? 1. “Crypto is kind of cringe…" 2. Because once real money is involved, “somebody is going to have a fuckup… a gigantic fuckup.” “They’re going to blame Anthropic… OpenAI… whoever it is.” “Front page news stories” and “viral threads.” “It will 100% happen.” The “risk reward is just not there.” @hosseeb 👇

@WithTheCoke @THORChain @RujiraNetwork @solana @Liquify_ltd @BooneW @BiorLabs 👆

Hey all, @THORChain & @RujiraNetwork weekly recap is up! We touched on @solana, @Liquify_ltd , Rujira primitives, @BooneW ADR-24, @biorlasb, and much more! youtube.com/watch?v=RFjWaO…

Letting crypto CEOs play politics and dictate policy for the central bank and soon the entire country like their own personal fiefdoms is appalling and undemocratic