Eddie

@M2BMB @actingjoe

We love a Dodgy Box #COYBIG

@EavesCath @geoc1878 @Everton

@strongbetsaway @geoc1878 @Everton What's funny

Made up @Everton gave L post codes priority in the ballot for the derby. 1st one I’ve entered all season 4 tickets secured ✅✅✅✅

@geoc1878 @EavesCath @Everton 🤣🤣🤣

@EavesCath @Everton Wools at the back of queue for tickets it’s only right

At the Dublin airport, the woman across from me watched as I ate the tuna off the bread with a fork, then threw all the bread away. HER: “Excuse me, why are you wasting all that bread?” ME: “I’m on a very strict no-carb diet. I don’t consume anything that turns into sugar.” HER: “That seems extreme and very wasteful.” ME: “Not when you realize that most of your food is designed to kill you.” HER: “I don’t believe THAT.” “Well, nothing personal but I used to look like you, now I don’t, so I think I’m doing it right.” She got up and walked away 😀

Also worth stating @premierleague 🔵James Garner -£15m 🔵 Idrissa Gueye -£7m 🔵 Illiman N'Diaye - £18m 🔵 Dewsbury-Hall - £25m 🔵 Tarkowski - £0 🔵 McNeil - £25m Total - £90m Enzo Fernandez (Chelsea) - £120m Which club was deducted points for over spending?.... Joke!

@tommyf1996 28 every day - crazy

@KyleTalbot97 @tommyf1996 28 every day apparently Mr Talbot

@strongbetsaway @tommyf1996 How sad can you be! Popping up to a mans travel post to try correct him on the weather when he was the person there and not you😂😂😂

@holtender77 @AwayDaysClub_ Interesting

@AwayDaysClub_ Shoplifting when he gets there

Liverpool fan on his way to Brighton today with the goods — a proper ’90s throwback. If you know, you know! 😁👌

@figjamben Hope you cashed in @countycasual77

So looking at twitter. William Hill slots fucked up and gave massive jackpots to a lot of people. Some managed to withdraw the money. But are now being asked to return it. Others got account suspended. I would be down the bank, withdrawing it in cash

@countycasual77 @ExtremeFootbal4 I thought you were more old Compton street in Soho ?

@strongbetsaway @ExtremeFootbal4 I drink around Baker Street

An England football fan tries to keep his beer cold in a fountain at Trafalgar Square, London (2001).

@TWEnclosure @AtTheRaces Only one man can stop him @racingblogger

Beauzon is going for EIGHT wins in a row tonight 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇❓ He runs in the 19:30 at Wolverhampton 🕢 🎬 @AtTheRaces

@Cxrbin Looks like he fell in the lions cage at the zoo

got my boy looking right

@theleftbible @darrengrimes Thought this was @racingblogger on the mounjaro

@darrengrimes She looks incredible and then… you

When you’ve got ‘parlyment’ at 9 but auditions for Balamory at 10

@racingblogger Made up you landed Dinoblue, keep the coverage going, fuck the haters. 🍻

DINOBLUE BABY!! 🟢🟡

@niccorrigan @OVOEnergy Nic, if you want a quick reply, cancel your direct debit, they call you then within 1-2 working days 😉

Done yet again….you are awful as a company and have been chasing this for months @OVOEnergy

@GiuliaBould Chinese, Indian or kebab for celebratory wins ? 👀

Everton go to league leaders Arsenal tomorrow and David Moyes holds his pre match press conference this morning at 9:45 Blues, what do you want to know?

@racingblogger Old but gold

With the price of drinks at Cheltenham you can't blame her 😂😂 #CheltenhamFestival

@MoosesFelix What a women 👏🏻

Never give up on a good dog 🐕💪 This brave boy was living in the woods with bears God bless every hero who has a heart and willing to go the extra mile. The play toys were a great idea Do a good deed today if you can 🇺🇸