Astros Luke

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@michaelschwab13 Dodger fans are having a good time.

Is anyone having fun?

@SammyLev Randy eff you Vasquez gonna put it to em

Mariners vs. Padres pitching matchups... Tues: RHP Bryan Woo vs. RHP Michael King Wed: RHP Emerson Hancock vs. RHP Randy Vásquez Thurs: RHP Luis Castillo vs. RHP Walker Buehler

@SammyLev Houston pitching sucks. Pads will be fine.

The Padres will be dealing with a suddenly hot Mariners team this week. Seattle scored just 16 runs total in an 8-game stretch before their series against the Astros. But then, they swept Houston in a 4-game series...scoring 6 runs or more in each game.

@CapMorgan66 Great post sir! 🫡

I wonder if it could be their hitting coach

@MLBNow Go big or go home. Trade for Alcantara and sign Giolito or fire sale this motherfucker

The Astros have a top run-producing offense in baseball, but pitching and injuries are keeping them down in a big way. BK digs in on the team amid their eight-game losing streak.

@DevineGospel Hooty hoo

HUGE

@michaelschwab13 Lucas Giolito?

Tied for worst record in the AL West. They’ve lost 6 in a row while having the best offense is baseball but the worst pitching. We can’t just put blame on injuries anymore. There are 147 games left, plenty of games, but with a division this close they can’t screw around anymore. I honestly have no idea how you fix this team. I have no idea how you fix the pitching. It’s gone beyond next level stats or anything, the majority of pitchers are not executing. It’s rock bottom.

@VinnysCorner1 Tony Eusabio

Age yourself by naming an MLB Catcher you grew up watching….. I’ll start: Gary Carter

@padrespod 3.

So at this point, it seems the Padres have 3 options: 1. Option Bradgley Rodriguez (please don’t) 2. DFA Marinaccio 3. Option Jeremiah Estrada Which one?

@RJ3000RJ @AstrosFansUK @jaseidler @baseballpro I know you are being sarcastic, but you are actually pretty much dead on accurate here.

@AstrosFansUK @jaseidler @baseballpro Sure he didn't. He just watched his teammates do it and wanted no part in it. Then apologized for doing it.

for his entire career, Jose Altuve has had to fight off an unfairly high strike zone. Until the ABS zone redefinition, that is. On the smallest hitter in the majors suddenly finding himself in a fair fight up in the zone @baseballpro baseballprospectus.com/news/article/1…

@michaelschwab13 Giles

Who to blame for that loss?

@daemarrrr @JomboyMedia Shit throw.

@JomboyMedia Scummiest player in baseball being a scum, imagine my shock

Willson Contreras tried telling the umpire that Manny Machado intentionally kicked this ball into foul territory

@michaelschwab13 @arykster Siuefa

My Lance McCullers believers, the ones who never stopped believing in him, show yourselves. I know you are one @arykster

@astros #siuefa ❄️❄️❄️

Lance McCullers Jr. That's it. That's the tweet.

@Chandler_Rome #siuefa

Carlos Correa on McCullers: "He already got paid and he didn’t sit back — through all the injuries, all the struggles, all the ups and downs. He worked really hard throughout this offseason and I saw it firsthand. To see him pitch like he did today brings me back to 2017, 18, 19"

@AriA1exander #siuefa

McCullers looks terrific. Just a totally different pitcher than last year.

Lance McCullers is dealing and I've never been more fired up for a player in my life. #siuefa #chasethefight

@Chandler_Rome He's got the smallest strike zone in the MLB. Gotta make ABS work for him.

Jose Altuve has five walks in his first 16 plate appearance of the season. Last year, Altuve did not draw his fifth walk until his 92nd plate appearance.

@GoslinTodd @3YearLetterman @CoachDanGo *Sum Yung

@3YearLetterman @CoachDanGo Fact: Chinese food was invented in America by some young guy.

Stop eating like a child. Stop eating pancakes for breakfast or ordering Panda Express for lunch. Stop it with stress snacking between meals. Eat meats, veggies, fruits, single ingredient whole foods. Control the foods you put in your mouth. Eat like a damn adult.