Velma Celli

X, Twitter, twinkle? I am back! How ya been? LONDON. I am at @CrazyCoqs April 18th with God Save The Queens which won BEST CABARET at Perth Fringe in Feb. Tkts: shorturl.at/gzBU5 YORK I am back @YorkTheatre May 23rd Tkts: shorturl.at/txH14 Come play!

@jk_rowling So with your massive following you most likely just got her fired! Well done, love

I have a new favourite BBC presenter.

@EvanGuthrie @LeadingReport Your teeth

@LeadingReport Moving forward.

BREAKING: Supreme Court allows President Trump to strip 500,000 migrants of legal status.

@MAGAVoice More lies and fairytales

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump exposes the rigged 2020 Election AND the AUTOPEN Scandal. HUGE ALL PARDONS Done through Autopen should be INVALID. Joe Biden wasn’t cognizant WE WANT ARRESTS

@MAGAVoice Hey hitler

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump signs an executive order that will make America energy Dominant 🔥 AMERICA IS A DOMINANT SUPER POWER AGAIN I VOTED FOR THIS

@jk_rowling All the money in the world and she’s still bitter and hateful

Wait - are you saying I should have hired legal, data protection and IT experts when putting this together? OMG, I feel like such a fool, but it’s my very first time, so I just set it up on my own without telling anyone. And to cap it all, I’ve forgotten the password.

@jk_rowling Interesting how you say this when a lot of your followers are American and they believe in pretend make believe Gods yet you don’t. People are just clinging onto anything hateful even if that means agreeing with you who is an atheist.

'Trans women' are male. If they weren't male they wouldn't be 'trans'. Prejudice is an irrational fear or dislike. It is entirely rational to state that a man is a man. Only totalitarians and religious zealots insist that others parrot falsehoods on pain of retribution.

@LoganPaul @ufc @PrimeHydrate @danawhite He stole all that money from young impressionable children. Shame

Prime just became the Official Sports Drink of @UFC

@IvankaNews_ All that money and no intelligence or punctuation

@jk_rowling All that money and success yet such hate and bitterness

There are no trans kids. No child is 'born in the wrong body'. There are only adults like you, prepared to sacrifice the health of minors to bolster your belief in an ideology that will end up wreaking more harm than lobotomies and false memory syndrome combined.

@ILA_NewsX @LeadingReport The most deluded horrid country in the world!

@LeadingReport Trump will win. lol

BREAKING: Mexico has indicated it may retaliate against Trump’s tariffs by imposing its own tariffs on American goods.

@TrueJester86 @LeadingReport God? Ha ha ha ha ha

@LeadingReport Trump will win the election .. no one can stop him .. Dems might cheat but they won’t win God is with Trump

BREAKING: Trump now has a 93.2% chance of winning the Electoral College, according to RCP and Silver Bulletin polling.

It is TONIGHT I cannot wait! There are a few tables left for the 9:15 show Come along you DIVA’s to @CrazyCoqs @XtinaBianco1 and Velma Celli are ready to unleash brasseriezedel.com/events/divallu…

@jk_rowling Stay!

For the country where I've spent the past five weeks🇬🇱 Nunani tikeraarnikuusanni kusanarnerpaaq tikeraaqqammerpara, sapaatit akunneri tallimat iluanni. Ileqqusi oqaluttuatoqqasilu soqutiginarluinnartut, uumasut immikkuullarissut, kiisalu kalaallit naapitatta asseqanngitsumik kiinnertarnerat, tikilluaqqusisarnerat, ikiuukkumatusarnerat, inuppalaarnerallu puigunngisaannassavakka. Oqaaseq qujanaq annikipporluunniit. Qujanarujussuaq. 1/4

@jk_rowling @SwipeWright All that money and talent yet endless hate towards a women she has never met. Hate for the sake of hate based on no facts! No facts. Just hate. EMBARRASSINGLY evil proving money does not (in fact) make one happy! Shame on JK Growling! I hope she gets some healing !

"It’s important to highlight that launching a PR campaign and applying layers of thick makeup requires far more time and effort than simply making DNA test results public." -- ✍️@SwipeWright realityslaststand.com/p/imane-khelif…

@toughdog18 @blairewhite America kills thousand of innocent people a year so what’s one more ?

Bully every liberal loser bitch shouting "STAGED!" Let them know they're dangerous conspiracy theorists who are enabling terrorism. Oh, and they're a threat to our democracy. Do what they've done to you for the last 10 years.

@mpfive0 @blairewhite Lie still. We will take the pictures then send you to South America with a trust fund and a new identify!

@blairewhite Yeah, I'm sure this guy thinks it was staged

@blairewhite No he didn’t! This performance was worse than an off broadway play. #fakenews

Donald Trump took a bullet for this country. If you're voting for anyone else, you can go fuck yourself. That's where I'm at.

@KingsHeadThtr Yes people SAPPENING Get ya tickets

🎤🎹 "The UK's Queen of live vocal drag" (Broadway world) comes to King's Head Theatre! From Hedwig to Kinky. Rent to Priscilla or Boy George to Freddy no stone is left unturned in this electrifying beast of a show: kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/velma… #drag #livemusic

Well hello you NEW ALLOTMENT ALERT I have never been so excited Well thats not true but its frikkin cool WHAT IS MORE EXCITING ? My show at @YorkTheatre on May 23rd Tkt link: yorktheatreroyal.co.uk/show/velma-cel…