Marky

@jt_stamford 🤣🤣

I made a lovely steak last night, I have surpassed Gordon Ramsey, Heston Blumenthal and Jamie Oliver.

@MusaAnthens @BroadcastMoose When it mattered? In a final?

@BroadcastMoose Arteta’s arsenal beat Bayern 3:1 Incase you forgot

So how do Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal beat PSG in the Final?

@bettingvillage 4-1 PSG

PSG v Arsenal 🏆 Who wins the Champions League? Score predictions? As long as it isn't as one sided as last year's against Inter 😴

@FabrizioRomano Against PSG 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 Declan Rice on Champions League final: “Bring it on, bring it on – I’ll be ready. Budapest, I want every Arsenal fan out there. 200,000 of you, come out!”. “Let's make it really special”. ❤️🤍

@paddypower But Spurs won a major European trophy last year, poor from you.

Manuel Neuer made his Champions League debut in 2007, has won the competition twice, and is still making incredible saves 19 years later at the age of 40. In that time, Arsenal still haven’t won a European competition or the Premier League. And Tottenham are still sh*te.

@WestHam_Central You’re the account that West Ham fans hate 🤣🤣

To be fair, it is quite funny that Tottenham fans already think they are safe and that it's done. Talking about next season, qualifying for CL etc. It probably is looking at the difficulty of our task now, but if we still pull it off, there's a lot of bookmarks being revisited.

Ref was awful for BM but PSG were brilliant, back to back UCL’s for them 👏👏.

@campbellclaret You’re just a lying 🤡

Grifters gonna grift and run away from scrutiny when caught grifting I guess

You can’t trust Reform UK with our NHS. Nigel Farage would make working people like you pay the price to access the healthcare you and your family need. Vote Labour May 7 to protect the NHS – and make sure it’s there for all of us. 🌹

Luis Enrique and the PSG backroom staff celebrating their fifth goal in the final in front of Mikel Arteta will feel like Christmas coming early

Seems like an appropriate time to remind everyone.

"If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt." - Ricky Gervais

@FrankWarren Not surprised.

Very few tickets remaining for Don’t Blink this Saturday at the Coop, the show will be completely sold out come fight night at the UK’s largest indoor arena. Only thing we’re struggling with now is fitting everyone in 😉

🚨NEW: Jeremy Clarkson has left a comment on Keir Starmer's latest post where Starmer said "vote Labour tomorrow for a party that's on your side"

Fair play to Arsenal for reaching the Champions League final. Beating the 4th best team in Germany, the 3rd best in Portugal and the 4th best in Spain… they really did it the hard way.

2250 reported rapes in the first three months of the year…

@epic_gobshite @FlashheartV2 @GreggAWallace 🤣🤣

@FlashheartV2 @GreggAWallace Sorry not sorry! 🤣

Book me for a motivational talk on Cameo.

@FlashheartV2 @GreggAWallace 🤣🤣

🚨 NEW: Two immigration lawyers have been arrested after the BBC found asylum seekers are being told to say they’re gay

Does honesty pay? Haaland could have reacted theatrically to Gabriel and got him sent off, and a 3-match ban. Arsenal have cover but Gabriel would have been a loss. Haaland is honest. Stayed on his feet. PL Key Match Incidents panel says Gabriel should have got red not yellow 1/2