michael temple🖤💛

He was asked at the JFK airport "Are you Iranian?" His response was hilarious! 😀😛😂 #Iran #comedy

@teenytinysuz 💙💙💙

New level unlocked: put a nebuliser on your mum and don’t let her see you cry while you watch her breathing deeply for the first time in days. I’m seriously not cut out for this shit.

You can't make this up.

BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD. Ever.

Gold 🥇 🫵😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t post much about personal things on here, but one of my best mates has gone missing in Australia. If ANY of you can please repost this to try and get this viral over there, I’d appreciate it more than I can explain.

This would've been the Spieth par of all Spieth pars. 🤣 (2024, @valerotxopen)

I must have a great USP…. I laid a fiver the last winner here @KelsoRacecourse at 250’s, 500’s readily available in the ring🤔

@Toffeegirl13 💙

Immovable object, irresistible force In 1998 at Trent Bridge, Mike Atherton faced Allan Donald in a brutal showdown. Donald bowled relentlessly and nearly had Atherton caught for 27, but a dropped chance from Mark Boucher kept him alive. Furious, Donald hurled everything at Atherton, but couldn’t break him - Atherton ended unbeaten on 98 as England squared the series.

@RichieT589661 @FOBRacing Agreed, but should be congratulated for spelling ‘poisonous’ correctly

@FOBRacing I suspect the poster is not the sharpest tool in the box.

We can’t escape abuse whatever we do But this one is covering all bases Criticism for having a winner, criticism for having a loser and criticism for one that got brought down All in one tweet Impressive stuff

Due to his scheduled hernia surgery, Tottenham keeper Guglielmo Vicario will miss the next 2 managers 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ #Spurs

Ranking Best moments in Family Feud.......................................................

Heading for relegation with just one point in seven games, Tottenham have taken the decision to sack Igor Tudor after just 44 days in charge, 'which is a shame as he was doing pretty well' said Liz Truss

@AtTheRaces @USASteeplechase @BreedersCup Don’t think I’ve seen a better performance since then at the breeder’s cup than that

A legend returns to the saddle! 🤩 63-year-old Patrick Valenzuela makes his comeback at Turf Paradise this evening! 🙌 No better time to remember his astonishing win aboard Arazi in the 1991 @BreedersCup Juvenile... 🤯

This is brilliant till you notice the guy who’s been pounding the Bud light for 4 hours hasn’t got up to go for a piss once.

Horse: This food truck is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Men grow older, but the humor stays in 7th grade.