stycksintern
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stycksintern
@stycksintern
unapologetic asshole. DFK maxi. sadly also a lawyer
Stycks House, Mythic Mayhem Katılım Ocak 2023
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Give us all of your financial history hehe we won’t use it for anything that you won’t like or in any predatory manner
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This is the largest money making event for personal injury attorneys in decades
SCOTUS Wire@scotus_wire
🚨 The Supreme Court unanimously ruled that federal law does not shield freight brokers from state negligence lawsuits when they hire unsafe trucking companies.
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The end of an era
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Jerome Powell’s tenure as Fed chair ends today.
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@ahorrible_goose @CorbiniansBear @aaronsibarium What kind of an idiot would say lawyers have no responsibilities to society.
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@CorbiniansBear @aaronsibarium Lawyers take an oath to uphold the Constitution when they are sworn into the Bar. That is, contrary to your wrong opinion, an obligation to society. Seems it is you who fundamentally misunderstands a lawyer’s role.
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NEW: In a mandatory anti-racism class, Penn State told 1L law students they must "acknowledge the reality of systemic racism" and "dismantle systems that racialize, subordinate, and oppress."
One student withdrew from the law school over the class. We obtained shocking audio.🧵
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“It’s My Life” by Billy Joel, except I am the old friend, and while I too cannot go on the American way, I already live on the west coast so what the fuck do I do now.
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This is like one of those audio journals you find on a corpse in a sci-fi horror game
kache@yacineMTB
At my company we stopped doing code reviews. There's no point now
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@MerriamWebster Despite what you think, I am feeling very chalant right now
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We hope this post about orphaned negatives makes you gruntled.
An ‘orphaned negative’ is a word that SHOULD feel like it has a related word, but doesn’t.
‘Nonchalant’ is an orphaned negative because there is no ‘chalant.’
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The Boys Are Back In Town by Thin Lizzy, except I am the Boys and the Town is my office after 3 sick days, and my bosses have taken me out back and shot me in the face.
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do all the ppl who recommend a macbook pro actually use Word all day?
Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw
help me - need a new work computer and I don’t know what to get
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there's this Chinese tradition of burning paper money to your deceased relatives to send it to the afterlife. it evolved to paper cars and paper houses. I think there's an opportunity to start burning paper gpus. it's unfilial to have your deceased be compute poor.
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I bought those prison chips and unfortunately they ARE the best thing I’ve ever eaten
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Biglaw M&A is insider trading again? I’m shocked. It’s really funny because the seminal precedent for insider trading was basically the same fact pattern. Those lawyers never learn do we?
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