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@beebafrench @ContextBirds MY bones ??? 😨

@sub_raven @ContextBirds You should feel scared not sad. They’re gonna take over the world and beat the shit outta everyone, you’re gonna get swarmed by like 50 of them and they’re gonna kick your bones into dust

Kiwi fight🤯🥝

"I wish there were more black pop punk bands” But have you heard of Breezy Supreme? open.spotify.com/track/65JXedcY…

@TakashiNYz @coquinha_cgelo1 She's still a little early, but yes, this is the pattern

@coquinha_cgelo1 Se pegar a manha é bem tranquilin

o tanto que essa escada é fácil de subir se você para pra pensar no que está fazendo, mas 99% das pessoas fazem do jeito mais errado possível

@cloverbloom_ Very frustrating. Everything is quite literally the same. The time on the clock will be different but in your actual day to day life not a single thing would change besides the fact that you no longer have to change the clock or worry about "losing an hour of sleep"

I fear some people don’t understand how the rotation of the earth works and think if daylight savings is permanent they’ll have their summer sunset time in winter too. No sweetie. That’s not what’s gonna happen

@muheediva01 Saving this just bc I want to make cheesy scrambled eggs in the morning, not bc I agree w you

Nothing, and I repeat NOTHING should be in scrambled eggs besides butter, salt & pepper.

@RedGayve @evastratter He cares so much tho is the thing

@evastratter I like to think he definitely knows better but just cannot give a flying fuck

absolutely atrocious lab etiquette bro

@evastratter I have such a soft spot in my heart for PHM but this scene in particular has always bothered me. I thought maybe bc they're small and plastic I MIGHT be wrong but my phlebotomist heart knew there's absolutely no way

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

@ryrorot I can suck on my own nipples. It feels like I am sucking nipples, not that they're being sucked. I assume the process is the same. When you suck dick your brain is focused on that, even if it's your own your brain is more focused on the action.

if you could suck your own dick would it feel like getting your dick sucked or would it feel like sucking dick

been through a lot of shit, but never used it as an excuse to be a piece of shit

AMERICA BOMBED A PEDIATRIC CANCER HOSPITAL IN AHVAZ, IRAN TODAY AND NO MASS MEDIA HAS COVERED IT!!!!!!!

when someones yelling at me but then acts normal 10 mins later but its fine because my dad built me for ts

@Gabbrielxzn I mowed my backyard today and clean one of my dogs kennels. Shout out to us. Many cheer from me to you

As someone who’s in a state of severe depression and is neurodivergent, i just wanna say i showered, brushed my teeth, & left my house today… please clap 😩

@cassielanglove Yes, I watched I took 4 flights recently (round trip but layovers) and watched it on every one. In and out of sleep the whole time. The entire time go fishing scene was playing during some turbulence before landing and my brain fully woke me up expecting to be in deaths grip

has this ever happened to anyone

@priestlysprada What gets me most about this scene is her doing the Eridian Arm goodbye at the very end

saw someone point out that stratt shakes her head to rocky’s “no no no” as if she already knew what he would say, implying that she’s watched grace’s logs more than once… her clinging onto his last messages oh my god

@turbomander Good! That means your next step is to understand that, the why and how so you can become not that

god dammit my journey of self discovery just ended with me realizing what a huge piece of shit i am

My husband 😍

People think I’m joking when I say that my retirement plan is “die in the revolution.”

@izaccq Hung out once with a work crush and less than a week later he started threatening my job when I didn't respond to him fast enough because my best friend found out she was pregnant, then made vaguely threatening irl statements & then HR demoted both of us

Hung out with work crush at happy hour and he’s actually super irritating