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@subtam5

Canadian🇨🇦 currently running loose, unfiltered, shit posting while trying to navigate humanity.

Ontario, Canada Katılım Aralık 2020
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
I live in the woods but I’m an OG hood rat. I grocery shop in my old hood. Homeless, addicts and sad kids mingle outside. I go back for the produce I say, but it’s because it keeps me humble. We’re all a few steps away, a couple drinks, a couple missed bills, a few missed pills
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
It's not a good blow job if I don't come out of it with my sinuses cleared.
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
A splash of man juice all over my pussy is the best start to the day
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I want his cock on my face
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Power to the People ☭🕊
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist·
UPDATE: The monster who assaulted Lani, the endangered monk seal, was located by a local legend and dealt with appropriately. 🦭
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist

The monster who hurled a rock at Lani, the endangered monk seal in Maui, is 37-year-old Igor Lytvynchuk from Seattle. After being confronted the sicko replied: “I don't care, I'm rich, fine me. I can pay for it.” He has since been detained, but has yet to be charged as the case was referred to federal investigators. He must be held accountable. Anyone who would assault and harm an endangered animal like Lani is a danger to the entire planet and belongs behind bars. And for all those wondering, Lani is ok! A marine biologist went to check on her and she is going to make a full recovery.

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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
Pork chops with bones are finger food at 2am. Just lean over the sink to keeper classy boys.
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All meals, not just breakfast can be ‘in bed’ if you believe in yourself
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Christie💋@ladychristiee·
Sundays are for worship… 💋
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
I returned to work for the sake of my liver. What a great 4 days. Props to unemployed drunks. You guys are the real mvps
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
@ahoosfan No summer hockey. It interferes with lax, baseball and the beach!
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
I started, what will be, my final year of ball yesterday. (I say that every year)
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
I quit my job last week. It's Monday morning and I'm cracking a Corona. This summer is about to be lit.
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
I walk around my house every evening after my little angels are tucked into bed and pick up after them muttering "these fuckin kids" but with love.
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
The babies have decided we need a hottub.
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Bantam🇨🇦@subtam5·
My BFF had dinner and watched a game together and he never hit on me once. I'll be picking out nursing homes if anyone needs me
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Amerie Jayne🇨🇦🍁
Amerie Jayne🇨🇦🍁@ms_amerie_jayne·
If you make a Canadian girl pancakes for breakfast, you get to lick maple syrup off their nipples
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Listen to Lara
Listen to Lara@ListenToLara·
blowjobs are my love language 😌
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Bernard Taylor@BTForCongress·
Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.
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