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@that_1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Meghan on her way to Sydney:

@XOQueenEsther i will definately not be watching this

Salmonella Sussex Judging MasterChef Australia: 18 Seasons of Blood, Sweat, and Tears Reduced to This Farce Meghan Markle, better known as “Salmonella Sussex,” is stepping into the MasterChef Australia kitchen as a guest judge in Season 18. Let that sink in. Eighteen seasons. Nearly two decades of contestants pouring their souls into dishes, sweating under the heat of real culinary pressure, judged by people who have spent their lives mastering knives, fire and flavor. And now the producers have decided the pinnacle of what this show stands for is a woman whose most notable recent contribution to the food world nearly witnessed salmonella poisoning on camera. You’re bringing in Meghan Markle as a guest judge. Based on what, exactly? This is the same person whose own content shows questionable food handling, basic kitchen mistakes, and more focus on aesthetics than actual cooking. Raw, uncovered chicken in the fridge. Jewellery while handling raw meat. No clear understanding of canning basics. A “homemade” waffle that didn’t even match the appliance used. And that’s who gets to judge others? The internet didn’t forget. They dubbed her “Salmonella Sussex” for a reason. Food safety 101: raw poultry is a bacterial minefield. But here we are. The same woman whose “passionate foodie” credentials apparently now qualify her to critique Australia’s best home cooks on national television. Let’s be brutally clear about what she brings to the table. Zero professional kitchen experience. Zero formal training. Zero track record as a food critic, restaurateur, or even a consistently competent home cook with public proof. After eighteen years of featuring respected chefs like Maggie Beer, Curtis Stone, Rick Stein, and Adriano Zumbo, MasterChef Australia has decided Salmonella Sussex is the standard. What a shame. The regular judges, Poh Ling Yeow, Sofia Levin, and Jean-Christophe Novelli are actual professionals with decades of real work behind them. The contestants are home cooks who have bled for their spot. And into that arena walks a woman who couldn’t even handle raw turkey without raising red flags from food safety experts. This isn’t inclusion or diversity or whatever buzzword the network is hiding behind. This is desperation. This is what happens when a show that built its reputation on merit and grit decides celebrity name-dropping and royal-adjacent drama are more important than integrity. MasterChef Australia didn’t need this. The show has survived on talent, tension, and the raw emotion of people chasing a dream through food. It didn’t need to import a walking PR exercise whose biggest kitchen moment to date involved a hygiene fail so bad it spawned a viral nickname. The contestants deserve judges who can actually taste the difference between ambition and execution, not someone whose expertise stops at Instagram Stories and paid product placements. Eighteen seasons in, and the standard is Salmonella Sussex. That’s embarrassment. The producers should be ashamed. The audience that has stuck with this show through thick and thin deserves better than a guest judge whose only real qualification is a title she loves to use when it suits her and distance herself from when it doesn’t. This isn’t mentoring. This is marketing. And it cheapens every single plate that’s ever been served in that kitchen.

@AndreaE46911188 we raise millions on good friday to help and protect these precious children . And this is what they allow which has really shocked me

@banditmapache_ 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@OhappySt 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

🤡 and exactly where are your children, father of the year? Also when were you in a workplace, Mr Mental Health expert?

@bornfirstkindly we raise millions to help the childrens hospital to cre and protect these children and then they allow this to happen. I will not give another cent to them

See this very sick young lady? She had a mask on until the cameras showed up.🙄

@NauseamAdz @xskinn @LadyPoop2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xskinn @LadyPoop2 A celebrity doctor, at that —

If the Orange Testicle can be a Dr so can I. HA!😂Ian

@fashionistaera 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why are sick children being made to sit outside in wheelchairs instead of resting in their rooms? 😳 It feels gross to watch like they’re being put on display for photos rather than cared for with dignity. This comes across as deeply insensitive & quite upsetting.👀

@StephanieSidley if there was a brain between them they would not have gone near really sick children

There have been no pictures of Harry and Meghan outside of the hospital. Any crowd outside would have been there to boo the hell out of them. They once again are exploiting sick children and their vulnerable parents just for the optics. #HarryandMeghanInAustralia

@RealDonKeith 😭😲😧

🚨Horrific! In India, a 3 year old girl was gang raped by her 22 year old uncle and 2 friends. This is the culture being imported all across Western Civilization. The child was taken from her home while sleeping, assaulted in a nearby field in the Parsa Bazar/Phulwarisharif area, rescued after her cries alerted locals, and two suspects (including the uncle) were arrested while the third was being pursued. The toddler was hospitalized, initially reported as receiving medical care, but later noted as critical. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/patna/unc…

@historical_Afr 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Respect!!

@MFWitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We’ve heard a rumour ARN Media are considering replacing Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O with Karl Stefanovic on breakfast radio. They’d want to be very, very sure Karl’s radio commentary will be acceptable to witches before they do this. Risky. Very risky. Bring it on. #VileKyle

@thematrixb0t 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Maria Farmer worked for Jeffrey Epstein in the 1990s. She reported being sexually abused by him & by Ghislaine Maxwell. In 1996, she reported to the FBI abuses, photos of minors & the existence of a trafficking network, but was ignored.

@JacintaAllanMP better fix the potholes so the busses dont blow a tyre or go off the road

Our mobile women's health van is saving time and money for women across regional Victoria - ensuring they get the care they need, closer to home.

@Shaebee22 👏👏👏🤞🤞

Just me not supporting my team through everything again.

@boxmontessori 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@xskinn good morning Ian hope you have a great day

Morning everyone. Kitty Unit Ian

@Teranova2112 even if it was free i wouldnt go

That trip is DEAD. She can't even find 10 women for the weekend retreat.

@worldranking_ 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@SkyNewsAust 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Getaway host Catriona Rowntree has shared the heartbreaking news that her beloved sister, Lucinda Wunderlich, has died after a battle with cancer. skynews.com.au/lifestyle/cele…