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Congratulations to the crew of #ArtemisII on going beyond where no human has gone before! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

🚨Congressman Salud Carbajal to Pete Hegseth in a congressional hearing: “You are an embarrassment. You are unfit to lead. Get the hell out.” This is a sitting congressman. On the record. In a hearing. To the Secretary of Defense. The same Pete Hegseth who: — Refused to give a casualty count when asked directly — Hid 30 wounded soldiers in Kuwait from their families — Told his 13-year-old son Americans died to stop a nuclear Iran that didn’t exist — Banned cameras from military funerals — Said consumer pain is “the last of our concerns” — Drew maps of “Greater North America” — Asked for $200 billion in weapons while accusing Iran of choosing weapons over people Bipartisan members of Congress have called for his resignation.

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No serious nation in the history of warfare has spent fourteen months insulting its allies, siding with their common enemy, and then knocked on their door expecting them to rescue a catastrophe of its own making. You abused the UK. Threatened Canada. Tried to grab Greenland. Called the EU an adversary. Praised Putin. Hosted Kremlin officials in the Capitol. Abandoned Ukraine. And did all of it loudly, proudly, and on camera. And now you are surprised that nobody is returning your calls. You want European boots on the ground? Start by explaining why America is more aligned with Moscow than with Brussels. Take your time. We will wait. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@Arrogance_0024 Reading this with his voice, I can't 🤣

This man — very low energy, very bad genes frankly — has failed at EVERYTHING. Casinos. CASINOS! You can't fail at casinos. The house ALWAYS wins — except him. Tremendous loser. Perhaps the greatest loser in the history of losers, maybe ever. All academics say it: "we've never seen losing at this level." Very historic. His steaks? Gone. His airline? Gone. His university? FRAUD. His marriages? You know what happened. Everybody knows. And yet he stands there, on his little platform, talking about WINNING. Sad! I've seen better hair on a corn dog and more dignity in a parking ticket. And believe me, I've looked at the numbers — nobody looks at numbers like I do — and the numbers are TERRIBLE for him. Historically bad. The debts? Massive. The lawsuits? Countless. The friends? Gone. One by one, everybody leaves. His lawyers leave. His chiefs of staff leave. Even his accountants — and accountants will work for ANYBODY, trust me — even THEY left. That tells you something. That tells you EVERYTHING. This is a man so radioactive that rats are filing restraining orders. And yet — and this is the beautiful part, really gorgeous — he keeps coming back. Like a bad steak. Like, specifically, HIS steak. Rubbery, overcooked, served with ketchup, and nobody wanted it the first time. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

America: threatens to invade Greenland, mocks European soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq, leaks intel to Putin, tarriffs Europe, starts an offensive illegal war in Iran and calls on NATO to clean up the mess Europe: no America: I can't believe you've done this

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

@ennui365 Great story except for one thing: gay men can only adopt ill, severely disabled or behavioral problem kids? This speaks volumes about how the Italian government feels about these kids and gay people. Absolutely shameful.

@DrNeilStone The Black Death killed between 25 and 50 million people (33%-60% of the population) and was caused by a bacteria. Vaccines wouldn't have helped.

Yes it's true - the Black Death did end without a vaccine It killed 200 million people including wiping out half the population of Europe but at least they never got one of them nasty vaccines right?

It’s also #FirstContactDay! It’s the day where a certain Princess made first contact.

it'd be really good if researchers and archeologists were brave enough to say it's an ancient dildo. like be for real. call it a self-pleasuring device to get around the bitch ass academia rules. it'd be good for everyone, it isn't a sin or bad and should be talked about

@txgermanbre @Dios_svk Einfach machen! 😊🤗

@Dios_svk I suck at speaking it though. I’m getting good at writing but suck ass at pronunciation

Ich hab ein Geständnis: Ich twitter manchmal auf Deutsch als Amerikanerin, damit ich den komplett durchgeknallten Leuten auf amerikanischem Twitter entkomme.

100,000 American troops in Europe = a free ride for Europeans? Let's check the facts. 🔹 American military bases are not free Germany, Italy, Spain, and Romania pay for the infrastructure, land, utilities, and civilian personnel of US bases. Germany alone contributes over $1 billion annually to support the American military presence on its soil. 🔹 Europe is the largest customer of the American defense industry F-35s, Patriot missiles, HIMARS, Apaches — all purchased by Europeans with real money. Every security alarm in Europe translates into contracts for Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and Boeing. 🔹 American bases in Europe don't only protect Europe Ramstein in Germany coordinates operations across Africa and the Middle East. Sigonella in Italy covers the Mediterranean and North Africa. Romania secures the eastern flank and the Black Sea. These are global American strategic assets — not neighborhood security for Europeans. 🔹 Command is American, not European NATO is always led by an American Supreme Commander (SACEUR). Europe contributes troops, bases, and money — but America holds the controls. Those who control the structure are not the ones getting a free ride. 🔹 The nuclear umbrella is not altruism American nuclear deterrence in Europe keeps the dollar as the world's reserve currency, keeps European markets open to US corporations, and legitimizes American hegemony against Russia and China. But what would actually happen if America withdrew its troops from Europe? 🔹 For America — immediate strategic losses Without bases in Europe, American response time to any crisis in Europe, Africa, or the Middle East grows from hours to days. Ramstein, Sigonella, and Incirlik cannot be replaced by aircraft carriers. Infrastructure built over decades disappears overnight. 🔹 The American defense industry loses its biggest customer A Europe without the US umbrella will build its own defense industry — and fast. Airbus Military, KNDS, Leonardo, and Rheinmetall will take the contracts that Lockheed and Raytheon currently win. Billions of dollars shift from America to Europe. 🔹 The dollar weakens Dollar hegemony is partly sustained by American global military credibility. A withdrawal from Europe signals to the world that America no longer guarantees the postwar order. Alternatives — the euro, the yuan — become more attractive as global reserve options. 🔹 Russia wins without firing a single shot Not necessarily through immediate invasion — but through political influence, energy pressure, and the gradual destabilization of countries on the eastern frontier. The Baltic states, Poland, and Romania enter a security grey zone that no one can guarantee quickly. 🔹 China watches and draws conclusions about Taiwan A precedent of withdrawal from Europe sends a direct signal to Beijing: American commitments are negotiable. The cost of deterrence in the Pacific rises exponentially. Withdrawal is not isolationism. It is strategic abdication. America would not be leaving Europe because it no longer has interests there. It would be leaving while ignoring that those very interests are what make it a superpower. The "free ride" narrative doesn't describe Europe. It describes exactly what America has in Europe.

Does anyone actually know why we…ya know…started a WAR IN IRAN?!

Today @DeutschePostDHL presented their new stamp honouring the 100th birthday of Her Late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II A wonderful event highlighting the deep affection the German people had for Her Late Majesty Thanks also to @BMF_Bund and @BCCGeV 📸credit: Dirk Michael Deckbar

@HQNewsNow Why this is not on the US news seberal times is beyond me.

Meryl Streep: The SAVE America Act, if that passes, all the married women that have changed their names are going have to go to the registrar and prove who they are. Otherwise, when you get to the voting booth in November, you might be disqualified, because your name on your birth certificate doesn't match the name on the voting rolls. I think that women need to be heard

My Daughter came over to tell me her daughter heard that I had brain cancer. 🙄 She took this photo and sent it to me to upload to prove I'm not ill. The people who are ill are those that are spreading these ridiculous stories. I'm fit as a fiddle. You don't have to worry.

It was inspiring to watch the Artemis II launch yesterday — @NASA’s first crewed mission around the moon since 1972. Our space program has always captured an essential part of what it means to reach beyond what we thought was possible, and I hope the four brave astronauts on this mission will inspire a new generation to follow in their footsteps.

I wanted to put this out yesterday but given the day and the possibility that it would look like a joke I waited for today. There is a page on @facebook that is using AI to create horrible fake news stories about me. The page is by The Beanstalk Functions Group which is allegedly an Event Planner in South Africa. (facebook.com/beanstalkfunct… ) They have created stories that say I have stage 4 brain cancer, was in some kind of fight with Erika Kirk and that I’m dying. All their stories are monetized. Most of the stories use an AI image of me. Facebook Support will not remove the page. Each story is accompanied by a website link in the post that is hosted on @nextjs where some of you may have seen my post to the CEO of that company asking him to remove these fake stories. None of these stories are true but they apparently seem genuine enough for fans to repost them across social media and send messages of support to me and my family all while the culprits behind the account make money. This is the downside of AI and yellow journalism. While can be a wonderful tool in the right hands; it can be used as a weapon in the wrong hands. If you see a bizarre story about me; unless you see it posted on one of my verified accounts take it with a grain of salt.

"I'd rather see my face aging than a face that doesn't belong to me at all" - cameron Diaz