Chrissie Monteiro

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

the pitt tá tão assim com os enredos que eu até agr não entendi oq rolou com a paciente surda

@EricRWeinstein Unfortunately you need to listen to the propaganda from all sides, and try and triangulate what is true and what isn’t. Quite challenging.

Too true

Twitter has gotten so bad, I’m watching the news to get the news.

Shrimp party.. 😅

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

My husband: stop being so dramatic Me:

Welp, I officially don't need Adobe Illustrator anymore.

Juvenile peregrine falcons surprised by a butterfly.

I am tired of having to download an app, create an account, confirm my email, set up a password that has at least 1 letter and 1 special character, enter the code sent to my email, for every single thing on God’s green earth, FUCK EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, AND YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!

these would send her ass home on ANTM, i'm crying 😭

The AI situation in Hobby Lobby is extremely dire

startup idea: instagram but it only shows you posts from people you follow and they’re in chronological order

The world can pretty much be boiled down to something between RHOSLC & Prof Jiang’s commentary. open.substack.com/pub/predictive…

Where does Amy - Utah socialite, live? That will answer all the questions

Mary telling production that Whitney’s event venue has bad juju because the former owner killed his wife and himself in front of their dog 😭 #RHOSLC

Yes, Professor Jiang open.substack.com/pub/predictive…