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So I heard there’s been some trouble here today. If you want to jump ship, follow these instructions: pcmag.com/how-to/how-to-… If you’re on iOS, I recommend the Ice Cubes app for mobile. apps.apple.com/us/app/ice-cub… See you on the 🐘! I’m superflippy there, too.

@fearless_greene I was just listening to your “Left Right & Center” show. I don’t know who that lady is who kept using “bundle of sticks” as a metaphor, but she’s either the most ignorant pundit in the country or blowing the loudest, biggest dog whistle ever.

@SmithInAmerica I just read your article “Why Trump is really going after Harvard,” which was very well done, except it didn’t include the actual reason: Barron didn’t get in. For DJT, everything is personal.

@krakenfx $SHIB

Show us what the #ShibArmy is made of. Best memes win 1000USD of $SHIB.

If you’re thinking of joining Mastodon, download the Ice Cubes app. It’s way better than the default app. apps.apple.com/us/app/ice-cub…

Dump Twitter newrepublic.com/article/188156… Follow @newrepublic

@zynga Thanks for putting ads on Two Dots. I’ve been addicted to that damn game for 4 years, tried to quit many times. Now that it’s no longer pretty & calming, I deleted it, probably for good!

If you’re ready to leave now, type “join mastodon” into your search engine. #Election2024

If you can still see me & you’re ready to bail, come join me over at Mas+od0n, where no algorithms or edgelords control your feed. I probably miss you & will be thrilled to see you! Info in my profile. #HarrisWalz2024

Just popping in to gloat that over on Mastodon right now I’m watching debate commentary from everyone I follow in the order they post it, with no algorithmic interference. #debate

Anyway, I have a recurring dream that I marry some random guy & then meet my husband & realize I’ve married the wrong person.

@TPMLiveWire Making me come to the bad part of Social Media town to find y’all! Found this guy on Threads, though:

Just a reminder that if you don't like it here you can join me & many other folks you know & miss over on Mastodon (joinmastodon dot org). mashable.com/article/elon-m…

@WNBA What, no @Kamillascsilva ???

The countdown begins... ⏳ Get ready to witness the ultimate clash of talent as #WNBAAllStar meets the USA Women's National Team on July 20th at 8:30pm/ET on ABC 📺

@KillerMartinis Just heard the news you’ll be leaving us soon, and I’m truly sorry to see you go. You’ll be missed. Know you made a mark on this world that won’t easily be erased. ♥️

And frankly, whenever it is I don’t wake up again Wrap my tits in red silk and if you’ve got some spare pearls give me the long ones I’d like to die with my middle fingers extended if I can’t live to be ninety

@NewYorker Listening to New Yorker Radio Hour rn. Good on y’all for exposing that one of the chief lobbyists against TikTok is from Palantir, for crying out loud. Yikes.

@RepJoeWilson Thank you for voting Yes to Ukraine aid and showing that you do care about keeping America & our allies safe!

I just asked my lawmakers to protect gender affirming healthcare in South Carolina, join me! p2a.co/nNCdWdo

@EmilyRMakowski @sciam So as you can imagine, those streaming apps that show lyrics while music plays are a cacophony of psychic torture for me!

@EmilyRMakowski @sciam Popping in to say I had no idea this is considered synesthesia! It especially happens when I’m listening to music. In addition to seeing what I hear, I also hear written words.