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@siIIymonkey Sadly thirsty is taken by hoes

@iamankitpande Best part is now that relative hates you too

A relative of mine got a brand new Hyundai Creta in his wedding. Not demanded. Not asked. Just a gift from the bride’s family to their son in law. The guy is already well settled. Professor in a university. Family business. Already owns an Innova Crysta. So after 4 months, he decided to sell the Creta because it was barely being used and buy a small hatchback like Swift or WagonR for daily city driving. The moment he started talking to dealers, his wife stopped the deal and said: This is MY car. Papa gave it to ME. Who are you to sell it? If you want another car then buy it with your own money. Huge argument happened. Then the husband called his in laws. And surprisingly, her own parents said: We gave that car to our damad ji, not our daughter. He can sell it, break it, or throw it away if he wants. After hearing this, the husband silently handed over the keys to his wife and left for university. Hasn’t spoken to her for the last 3 days. Crazy how a marriage can go from wedding vows to cold war over a car in just 4 months. Sometimes marriages don’t fail because of lack of money. They fail because ego enters before understanding. Who do you think was wrong here?

@fozzywrites “Comeback” like he went anywhere

>Gave us the biggest spy thriller duology, paid tribute to our unsung heroes and changed the landscape of Indian cinema. >Now his next is a zombie thriller aiming to deliver a world war z level theatrical experience to indian audiences for the first time. >After that he’s reuniting with Aditya Dhar for a gigantic magnum opus based on India’s rich ancient history and iconic empires like the Mauryan, Gupta and Shunga dynasties. >And now he has acquired the rights to one of the greatest trilogies inspired by Lord Mahadev to create a live action adaptation that brings our culture and civilisational roots to the global stage the way it truly deserve. Ranveer Singh is a man on a mission. One of the greatest comebacks ever.

@StarWarsDaily_ AnaKIN

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin

@Howlingmutant0 The way people switch up on this app

She did that shit

@bisexualcrises 7.6 is a joke for anatomy of a fall

@rayon_film Shoreditch to Heathrow in like 45 mins 😱😱😱

love seeing tourists gag over the elizabeth line cause she really is THAT bitch

@EliasToufexis This is what always happens lol, everyone hated on the prequels and now you’ll find people on this app ready to die for jar jar binks

I’m glad to see so many defenders of The Last Jedi suddenly coming out of the woodwork. I think that, outside of the Andor/Rogue One story, it’s the best Star Wars since Empire.

@paularambles fish and chips and it's just code for using a lot of water to run AI models

they call them crisps there

@Shivender_Abrol yeah but imagine if this happened to asin in ghajini

Life can be bad

This was the best ending to the character of Luke Skywalker. He single-handedly holds off an Imperial army to let the rebels escape. And the fact that all the incels hated it meant it actually was that good.

I love the story how Shah Rukh Khan bought Kolkata Knight Riders. Lalit Modi was trying to convince SRK to buy a team, and at the same time, Nokia was desperate to get SRK as their celebrity endorser. But he wasn’t biting either. So Lalit Modi goes to Nokia and says that SRK won’t do their ad. But he's going to own a team in the IPL, and Nokia could put their logo on his jersey, which he would wear in front of all cameras broadcasting to the nation for a whole summer, for just $5 million. Nokia agreed immediately. Now Lalit goes back to Shah Rukh. He tells him that he has found him the money for his team. The minimum deposit to get a team in the auction back then was $50 million, payable over 10 years, so the first bill would be only $5 million. And Nokia had just agreed to pay that. Shah Rukh Khan gets his team for free, which is now worth more than $1 billion.

@mufaddal_vohra Wtf are they feeding this Punjab team

- Prabhsimran 76 (26). - Shreyas 71* (36). - Priyansh 43 (17). - Shashank 19* (10). - Connolly 17 (10). PUNJAB KINGS CHASE DOWN THE HIGHEST EVER TOTAL IN THE T20 HISTORY OF 265 WITH 7 BALL TO SPARE. 🤯🔥

every arsenal fan rn

@HollywoodHandle How powerful is this Doom mf

There’s a scene in the ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ trailer where Thor tries to hit Doctor Doom with his Stormbreaker and Doom fucking holds it with his fingers. #CinemaCon

Disney shares their theatrical slate for 2026 & early 2027

And it is already down 25% AI hype is just hype

@netflix so willy wonka is now a pedo. great.

CHARLIE VS. THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, a new animated film starring Kit Connor and Taika Waititi, is coming to Netflix. Willy Wonka has returned to his factory after years behind bars for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry. Determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world, only one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley and a new generation of "rotten" kids.

Imperial College W