Mr. Skoliosis

My boss's boss is like 42, never married, no kids. Earns $275-300K per year. Goes on a minimum of two international vacations a year w/ his girlfriend. 10+ days, all out. Eats the best food, stays in top notch accomodations. Excursions, tours, nicest beaches, etc. Great guy, I'm happy for him. But what I've realized is that without kids, you end up chasing a lifestyle that has to continually be topped in order for you to be satisfied and find happiness. What he and others like him don't understand is that when you have children, seeing THEM experience life's most basic things and watching their eyes light up at all the "firsts", brings greater pleasure and joy than any vacation or travel experience ever could. Seeing THEM try blueberries for the first time is greater than dining at the best 5 star restaurant in Europe. Seeing THEM learn how to walk is greater than walking the Great Wall of China or strolling along the most picturesque beach. Watching THEM giggle uncontrollably at "peek-a-boo" tops any A-list comedian act. Seeing THEIR excitement when building a fort out of cardboard boxes and making a door big enough for daddy is superior to staying at 5-star resorts. Flying kites with THEM far outweighs excursions like parasailing or helicopter rides. Seeing THEM perform a recital on stage for the first time is more rewarding than watching a Broadway show or top notch symphony orchestra. ----------------- When you have children, all of a sudden you realize that life's greatest joys are not in the pursuit of things or pleasure or travel, but rather in the LOVE and bond you share with your very own image bearers. Seeing the beauty and magnificence and wonder of life all over again for the first time through THEIR eyes and expressions gives you something the world simply cannot offer, nor even come close.

@SecKennedy @Gatorade @US_FDA Thank you!

Thank you, @Gatorade, for removing artificial FD&C colors and switching to newly @US_FDA–approved plant-based dyes from fruits and vegetables. I urge every food company to follow your lead and join us to Make America Healthy Again.

@Lemommeringue @YIMBYLAND is a hack!

It could’ve been the New York of the west but zoning laws prevented it

@glutenfreeperc Remind the people of your real Twitter name.

HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I ENDURE STEAK TWITTER

@Noah2Me If people keep watching her she keeps making money. I don’t see the problem

This is precisely why we need Fyre Fest 2.0. Who wants to get to work?

@johnonmain Sucks how sick this looks

The chudmobile in its natural habitat

@johnonmain That’s the age old question my friend… hopefully nothing to do with AI

@supernormalguy7 Ok what should the company do ?

SF rental and housing market actually has me very sad man.. some day I wanted a little more space. I'm not so sure anymore.

@johnonmain It’s all so true… need to start your own company John, and bring me on

there's basically no reason to think it'll get better unless Global Recession

Hipster: word I’d use to describe Apple Store workers

What a game from Mick Abel! TWINS BASEBALL BABY!

@KimChiSpicey @YIMBYLAND will cry if he sees this

District 2 just APPROVED this new housing development project next to SF’s Billionaires Row! Huge thanks to D2 Supervisor Sherrill and GrowSF for finally bringing more housing to this neighborhood of dilapidated box mansions. This is exactly what SF needs!

Twins up 11-3 😌🗣️

@user9740 Haha!

Fresh Prince, it’s Ace!

The Van Ness and Polk corridor should be built up with high rises of 10,000 homes. We should build 50,000 new homes in Mission Bay. All mandates for building heights should be raised by two floors. @YIMBYLAND and I can agree on that!

Just found out the same apartment I rent but two below mine was rented out for $2000 more than what I pay. I literally can never move.

Do people realize Amish and Mormon aren’t the same thing?

My type of humor

Twins lead the American League after 10% of the season. Seriously.

This might be the haziest IPA I’ve ever seen. And all it’s making me think is that I hope no daughter of mine ever enters Arizona other than to see the Grand Canyon.

Never mentioned in #TheFiles WE LOVE YOU DUBYA!