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Denne posten er en Alfons Sampsted-appreciation-post og ingenting annet, you're welcome 💛 #førrevig

Women’s hormones drop 1000x in just 72 h after birth. It’s a literal hormonal shock. It’s the sharpest hormonal crash a body can survive. Estrogen crashes from peak pregnancy levels to near zero. Progesterone plummets over 1000%. The endocrine system rewrites itself to stop pregnancy and start lactation. All while her organs shift back, her uterus contracts, and she bleeds for weeks. All that while taking care of a newborn 24/7. God forbid she doesn’t feel like herself or is moody.

For thousands of years, babies slept with their mothers. When they cried, they were attended to. Then two men came along: Dr. Holt and John B. Watson. They said babies should be trained. That babies had to fit the assembly line schedules of their parents. "Newborns must cry to expand their lungs," they claimed. "Simply let them cry it out." And that's how the "cry it out" sleep training method was born. Watson treated babies like experiments. "Never hug or kiss your child," he wrote. "Shake hands with them in the morning." After all, mothers needed rest, to attend to their husbands and households. Watson had four children. Three attempted suicide. One succeeded. And we still follow it today. Because once you convince a mother to ignore her baby's cries, you've broken something primal.

#taylorSwift's history-making Global smash hit "The Fate Of Ophelia" is #1 on All Global charts! It scores an 8th non-consecutive week atop the United World Chart with 323,000 points, including 188,000 points from streaming, 41,000 points from sales and 94,000 points from global airplay (up 1%)! It's Taylor's 9th No. 1 hit on the Chart! The Fate of Ophelia" debuted atop the United World chart with massive points of 689,000. Taylor debuted with 7 songs from her new album 'The Life Of A Showgirl' charting in the Top 10 simultaneously, breaking an all-time record set by the Beatles 60 years ago who debuted with 6 tracks in the Top 10! 💪1️⃣🌎📈✖️8️⃣📅👑❤️‍🔥 "The fate Of Ophelia" also tops both the Billboard Global 200 and Billboard Global Excl. US for a 6th non consecutive week! It tops the Global 200 with 58 million streams and 12,000 sold globally over the past week and is her sole longest Global 200 #1 run, surpassing the four-week reign of “Anti-Hero”. "The fate Of Ophelia" holds atop the Global Excl. U.S. for a 6th week with 44.7M streams and 5,000 sold outside the U.S. Taylor extends her longest Global Excl. U.S. run at #1! "The Fate of Ophelia” is #3 on this week's Hot 100 after 10 weeks atop the chart! It's her 13th chart topper and her longest-leading #1 hit! Taylor holds the most Hot 100 No. 1s this Decade (8) and the Most weeks at #1 in the 2020s (28)! The song has scored 7 weeks atop the Digital Song Sales chart, her 13th #1 hit so far with Taylor holding the record for the Most No. 1s in Digital Song Sales history (30)! On Pop Airplay, "The Fate of Ophelia” is the first song in history to debut in the top-10 and is Taylor's record-extending 14th No. 1 single. It has also peaked at #1 on Adult Pop Airplay. "The Fate Of Ophelia" broke the global records for the most streamed song in a day and a week in Spotify history upon its release, becoming the first song ever to draw 30 million streams in a single day! It has topped Global Spotify for 78 days and ties with "Golden" as the 14th Most streamed song in Global Spotify chart history! In the UK, "The Fate Of Ophelia" is #4 on this week's Official Singles chart, after debuting at #1 with 132,000 first-week units, scoring the largest 1st week sales of the year and of Taylor's career! It has spent 7 non-consecutive weeks atop the chart, Taylor's longest-running UK #1 song! The Fate of Ophelia" became Taylor's first #1 single in Austria, Denmark, Germany, Spain and the Netherlands. It has spent 13 weeks at #1 in Canada, 12 weeks at #1 on the official German & Swiss charts, 11 weeks at #1 in Austria, 10 weeks at #1 in Norway and the Netherlands, 9 weeks at #1 on the IRMA chart in Ireland, 8 weeks at #1 in Belgium (Flanders), 6 weeks atop the ARIA chart in Australia and 5 weeks at #1 in Luxembourg, Malaysia, Sweden and the Czech Republic. It has so far reached #1 in 38 countries including Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium (Flanders), Bulgaria, Canada, Colombia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Estonia, Germany, Greece, Iceland, India, Ireland, Latvia, Lebanon, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malaysia, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Paraguay, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Singapore, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, UAE, UK, the USA & Vietnam! The single has been certified 3x platinum in Canada, 2x platinum in Australia, Platinum in France, Greece, New Zealand, Portugal, Spain & the UK and Gold in Belgium, Denmark, Germany, Italy & Poland! #TheFateOfOphelia @taylorswift13

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Pick a number 1-500 and I'll give you a song based on my top 500 most streamed songs!

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

This is a huge accomplishment! Sincere congratulations to Taylor.

Loud and clear

@Spotify *Taylor". Surely it's a genre by now? 😅

You can only listen to one genre for the rest of the week. Which one are you living with? 😬

I once dated someone I loved more than he loved me. I realized it during a conversation about our goals, when he said I might need to give up mine for our family to work. I thought about it. I even considered it. And that’s when it hit me: when a woman loves a man more than he loves her, she’s willing to give up everything for him on the altar of love. But when a man truly loves a woman more than she loves him, he would never ask her to give up everything; he meets her halfway. I broke up with him the next month.

Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026 I’d like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is

Time zones are so weird. Some people are in 2026, some people are in 2025 and I’m still at the eras tour

Locking in this year

I believe you should always re-read your favorite books at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

me restarting any Taylor Swift bridge because the part that hurts me the most didn't hurt me enough

I said remember this moment

"The Fate of Ophelia" now ranks among Taylor Swift's top 40 most streamed songs of ALL-TIME on Spotify with 726 MILLION streams. It was released less than 3 months ago.

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

@DisneyPlus Me literally doing anything, at any time, on any given day when something reminds me of Taylor. #TSTheEndOfAnEra @DisneyPlus @taylornation13 @taylorswift13