TJ Kelly

Dad, why is my sister called Rose? "Because your mother loves roses" Ok, thanks Dad "No problem Boots & Kats @ Sea Sessions"

@turnedonscrew But but killer scene??

@carnavoyeur I remember my first time getting Taylor'd

FUCK THIS REF FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

@turnedonscrew In the Fade

@carnavoyeur Problem is it's nearly July and outta my 2024 apple replay the total number of songs in no way related to qotsa is: 6 3 of them are oasis

@tjkelly353 these are all so good tbh

guys, what are some of your favorite artists besides qotsa?

Sick x6

@jamesallcott Anyone that spoils a scoreline when the stream is behind

What needs a one-week ban?

@Football_Grid ?

⚽️ Football Grid #166 Play here: acmomento.com/football-grid Quote RT or Reply with your scores! #footballgrid

@UTD_Donsali @UtdDistrict You're a muppet

🚨 | BREAKING: #mufc XI vs Aston Villa 👇

@HazaUTD @FabrizioRomano Take a day off bro

@FabrizioRomano Shouldn’t be playing football again man.

Mason Greenwood to Getafe, deal now sealed and signed! Manchester United and player give final green light 🔵🤝🏻 Deal with Lazio collapsed, Getafe sign Greenwood. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

What album do you think of when you see this? Mine is The Slim Shady LP

David Beckham lets the Leeds United fans know what he thinks of them as they sing songs about his wife and 5 month old son during a game at Old Trafford, 1999.

@AlternativeMUFC 26'

Right lads, get your Pastor Fred contractual row Z thundertwat time predictions in. One guess each. First to hit it on head can have a free t-shirt. Let's fucking go:

@AlternativeMUFC 29'

Right lads, get your Pastor Fred contractual row z thundertwat time predictions in. One guess each. First to hit it on head can have a t-shirt. Let's fucking go:

@MarcusRashford @utdreport @ManUtd

+3 Points on the road @ManUtd 🔥 VAR was questionable but thankfully it didn’t impact the result 🔴

@AlternativeMUFC If you tweak the speed this one is gold

Right, what about this voice instead? Better? twitter.com/alternativmufc…

@AlternativeMUFC Give it Debbie the rest of the season

We've got a problem guys. The voice generator I use has been deactivated and I no longer have access to the alternative mufc voice. WHAT THE FUCK?

Ten Hag will take this club back to where it should be. Save this fucking tweet. I've never been so confident of anything in my entire life. We finally have a coach with vision, style and tactical intelligence. Let's fucking go.

@LoveTheShirt selling for face value if anyone wants to pm me