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@JamieBonkiewicz Or just visit a different country :-)

Before you head to the airport: Print your boarding pass Turn off Face ID / fingerprint unlock Delete your social media apps Airplane mode Turn your phone off and put it away

@sixtoninee She’s digging a bigger hole each time she speaks…!

Chappell Roan calls out fans “weird” behaviour.

@AudiSport27 Switzerland over UK any day!

🚨 My opinion, Audi has everything from top to bottom that Christian Horner would want in a F1 project. He'd be in control of the second largest manufacturer in F1. One major hurdle and massive question would be does his family and his wife Geri want to relocate to Switzerland?

@AvonandsomerRob Given up. It’s right half the year (and the microwave)

You have precisely nine days to learn how to adjust your oven clock..

@cd_hooks Not now. In 12-24 months we’ll have bigger problems

Sincere question: if jet fuel prices triple is there a chance airlines rescind tickets already sold for later in the year at a cheap price?

@_Unknown_D_ For a nuclear bunker in your back garden

I need to save less aggressively and enjoy life more 😫 what the hell am I even saving for

@SteveOnSpeed I think so

Where you live right now, would $2 million in liquid net worth be enough for you to retire today?

@brightafia 5km on treadmill 3 - 4 times a week is all I want/need to stay fit. In and out in 40 mins

I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.

@Porschephile_1 @fia You get to watch f1 for 5.99 a month? If that’s true I’m signing up - I pay 5 x this!

Cancelled my @fia F1 subscription. It might not make a difference but that's also OK. Once they've changed the cars back F1 from Marion Cart I might subscribe again

@fiagirly Clearly his lucky charm. She has to go to all remaining race weekends now

Lewis Hamilton said he brought his mum along to everything this weekend – and that included session debriefs. Here’s a picture of Miss Carmen with Lewis and the team going through data. 🥹

@hlovo_ I think George would be the one in trouble

RedBull is not retaining Max Verstappen at the end of the season 😭 He’s 100% leaving that team. What’s crazy is that every other team who can afford to sign him will definitely break the bank to have him, especially the top teams. If Aston Martin gets better throughout the season and the rebuild looks promising, Alonso is making way for Max 😭 None of the McLaren drivers are safe if Max is available at the end of the season😭 I think the Ferrari drivers’ seats are secured especially from a performance and commercial standpoint. Charles is still young and Lewis has found his step again.

@tyromper As long as I get my bag in the overhead storage then nothing else matters

Flying always blows my mind. The flight gets delayed 15 minutes. People complain. People whine. I'm always like DUDE WE HOP ON A 50 ton metal contraption & 3 hours later after traveling 550 mph we are across the country!!! Do you know how INCREDIBLE that is?! People 200 years ago would have laughed at you had you suggested this was ever possible..... It took them months to travel 1,800 miles. Be grateful. It's awesome we live when do with so many modern conveniences don't take them for granted.

@1ssve Yes! I get in an hour before everyone else just for this reason!

Is it just me or do you also need the first hour of your work day to be done in silence without any coworker interruptions or meetings?

@JeffNadu Started the wire but could not get into it (but love sopranos and gomorrah) might need to give it another go

The 5 BEST TV SHOW EVER MADE 1. Gomorrah 2. The Wire 3. The Sopranos 4. Top Boy 5. Suburra Blood on Rome

@PolitlcsUK Our one ship is busy anyway…yes, screw trump. He’s on his own

🚨 NEW: Ed Davey says Keir Starmer must ignore Donald Trump and rule out deploying British warships to the Strait of Hormuz "Last week Trump said he didn't need Britain's help because he'd already won this war. So we mustn't let him push the UK around now"

@ThrillaRilla369 I wouldn’t worry about it. Enjoy life - it’ll work out ok. But nothing is given to you - you need to work for it if you want to better yourself

People in their 40s or over, what's something people in their 20s don't realize is going to affect them when they age

@there_is_no_if I was thinking the same. Does he have the metal to stick it out or quit

Welcome to Lewis' GE era. He persevered through 4 years of it, so let's see how long you will last, especially if no wins or even podiums are scored.

@F1_driven Because he’s the goat and we just assume he will

Why is Lewis's pace at this age going so under the radar? Why isn't this a bigger story? He has a generational teammate in their prime and people are acting like beating that at 41 is just business as usual 💀

@AvonandsomerRob 0

How much money do you waste on takeout coffee in a week?

@SkySportsF1 Happy for kimi but cant help think (wish!) Lewis had stayed at Mercedes. This would have been his year for the 9th title…!

Mercedes' Kimi Antonelli becomes the youngest driver EVER to take a pole for a full Grand Prix for the Chinese GP, aged 19! 😱