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@BrendaRuff85678 @NiallHarbison @CandiceLarsen12 You could contact local rescues to help find an adopter - likely you’ll need to foster her. Nextdoor app is helpful for finding people close by. Will need to describe temperament, age, needs, and whether friendly with people, dogs, cats, kids, energy level, etc.

@NiallHarbison @CandiceLarsen12 This is her picture

Mr Thumper and myself were threatened with a knife 2 weeks ago for him chasing bikes. His time was about to be up if he kept going as he was. Luckily we’ve been working hard on him and today some great news… 🚕 He was in the truck with Bob going to a forever home 🏡 One of our team has a family who live 1000 miles away in rural Thailand on a farm. Thumper went to live there 🔪 There is no traffic there, no bikes to chase and no men with knives 🐕 He has 4 siblings and a family and acres of rice fields to himself. I’ve fed Thumper on the streets for over 2.5 years. He would have ended up dead very soon as it was. Him and Bob in safe forever homes. Unbelievable scenes ❤️

@charise_lee Oh no, what if tons of people start making fake profiles 🤣🤣🤣

SO FORCED MARRIAGE‼️ FFS 😡

@stevenparis @SoulProvocateur Just text it to yourself

@SoulProvocateur Thx.. I wish this was downloadable so I wouldn’t have to screen record. I’ve got some family who aren’t on X that should see this. And save it.. And use the information.

More Healthcare Employee Dos and Don’ts.

@Bradinbemidji1 @EastEndJoe He’s not aware that he just pooped his pants

Really? Do you seriously think that the president of the United States is not aware of the rules of discovery and civil procedures? Good gosh, how many times has this man been in court for lawsuits whether it be civil or criminal, he could probably be his own lawyer at this point. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

He’s going to go full TACO once he realizes this.

@Angry_Staffer This is the divorce I’ve been waiting for. The popcorn is stocked!

True. But also WOW. 🤣🤣🤣

@Kaylan_TX_ @notcapnamerica Finally something worth seeing on this app

@notcapnamerica Fixed it*

I love hearing from my fans!

@JayMarty19 @notcapnamerica They want to do both at the same time

@notcapnamerica Wild part is half these guys would rather fuck you then hang you….

@fesshole Such supportive replies! If a woman said this about buying a pair of shoes I’m sure she’d be eviscerated.

@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored I don’t realize either of you were still around

So, I interviewed Kanye West again today. As I expected, given what I’ve said about him recently, it didn’t last long or go well. This was him right before he stomped off like a big baby. Drops on ⁦@PiersUncensored⁩ later…

@Rich_Cooper So many angry men here…it’s like someone asked them to empty the dishwasher or something

A woman's solipsism on full display. I wonder who takes care of the lawn, snow removal, sports, extra curriculars, assembles furniture, home security, car maintenance, and watches the kids while she cackles with her wine guzzling friends? All this over a dishwasher, and taking out the garbage.

@Don281438074625 @RonFilipkowski You know that’s not true. Shame on you!

@RonFilipkowski Given that the Dems are one national election removed from mandating that you must turn your 2nd born child trans for the sake of equity, yes.

I guess western civilization is over now.

@HaroldDick71 @P_Kallioniemi @therealfstl1992 Still one of my most favorite f ups to this day 🙌🙌🙌

@P_Kallioniemi This is on par with the Four Seasons Total Lanscaping presser FUBAR! @therealfstl1992

Ladies and gents, it's time for some "Houthi PC small group" memes! I'll start with my favorites, post yours below 👊🇺🇸🔥

@Dalbodog She doesn’t deserve your dog! Her life is dictated by what her boyfriend “LIKES”, no dog (or child) should be subjected to that.

I adopted my friend April's dog over a year ago when she moved in with her boyfriend, who didn't want pets. She gave me all rights. The dog became my WORLD. She saved me from depression. But recently, April asked for the dog back since her boyfriend was now okay with it. I refused, explaining that the dog was settled and happy with me. Furious, April accused me of "stealing her dog" and threatened to end our friendship. When I didn't budge, she escalated—sending angry texts, then reaching out to my relatives with lies to try to ruin our relationship. And still...I can't give her away. She is my baby.💔 Credit goes to respect 🫡 AmoMama

@fesshole My mom sends cards to me, my husband, and one of our dogs - the one she thinks is a Labrador. The other one is a pitty, and she snubs him even tho he was his sweet mellow polite self the one time they met. When people ask why we’re not close, I use this as an example.

My girlfriend refuses to greet my dogs by name. She'd come to the house and completely ignore my three dogs. I told her it's impolite not to say hello. Now she says "Good morning, Dogs." This hurts my feelings maybe more than it should.

@fesshole Time to leave him. He’s never going to get smarter.

My husband said he felt "cautiously optimistic" about Trump being elected and I realized I am married to a fucking moron. Really not attracted to him anymore.

@Bruce_Diavolo @RonFilipkowski Maybe that’s why they hate Canada…

@RonFilipkowski Ban Pornhub and inbreeding in the South will increase… Also, if I remember Pornhub is banned in Texas.

I can’t think of anything that would hurt MAGA more. Especially their political pastors.

@natemcgrady To drive me crazy

what is the purpose of this part of a towel?

@DollyParton Such a wonderful song. I so hope he got to hear it 😢

I fell in love with Carl Dean when I was 18 years old. We have spent 60 precious and meaningful years together. Like all great love stories, they never end. They live on in memory and song. He will always be the star of my life story, and I dedicate this song to him. ‘If You Hadn’t Been There’ dolly.lnk.to/IYHBT

Russian bot on Twitter exposed …

@katiebugbaby1 WOW

Omg I just talked with my parents who fucking love Trump! My parents social security check is less and late , I tried to explain why and my mom . My mom told me fuck off ! My mom Wow !