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Emeril Lagasse btw is the pride of my hometown, Fall River Massachusetts. If you don’t count Lizzie Borden

Youre on some fuck crap

Just got an ad for a pillow that’s designed to be screamed into

“i’ve seen footage” is spiritually connected to “where’s your head at” in my mind if that makes sense… would love to find more songs with this energy…

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

@reverendmoney I need help bad

my addiction to giving looksmaxxing consults to all my friends and even random people I meet . like I am so addicted to giving color season advice to like any bitch I meet in any bar like dahling lets get you cunt ...lets serve with mama

The most popular song in the world is called Big Belt Buckle (FT. FatSh!t) and the most popular book in the world is called The Huntress’ Honey Hole.

my great grandpa was thoroughly convinced that he invented Times New Roman and a crook patent lawyer sold it off to some blokes in London. he tried to get back by designing what he called Garamond2 which to this date was only used to advertise the last public execution in the US

did a spotify blend with a bartender and the song that brings us together is 2 on by Tinashe

Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love

jen telling kenzie “if this was not love island i would not be your friend” straight to her face. she ate that so bad. she’s the only one to tell kenzie about herself. THE REALEST BLONDE IN THE VILLA #loveislandusa

No cares about game of thrones because it is worthless and i hate avatar too

“i’m titi”

Boils you. Boils you

The best thing about being a kid is getting spoiled until you become an adult and then live a life of horrible energy

wait this mug…

@megkindamaybe Miles from nowhere by Nami Mun

What depressing book about a woman should I read next

He said it’s all in your head and I said so’s everything but he didn’t get it

Weed used to make u laugh like SpongeBob now u get False Memories

perfume is turning into hype beast culture for women with pomegranate tattoos