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it's official. i'm happy to report that i'm joining @Alchemy! thank you @itsNikkiLOL and the incredible alchemy team for trusting me with your socials 💖 i hope to make you proud 🥲

@Alchemy i think @angelinarusse predicted this

feels even more relevant now than ever:

@Alchemy 💙

@Alchemy @Mantle_Official 🎉

📈 $755M TVL. 230% growth in 6 months. @Mantle_Official is on an absolute TEAR. We're here for the builders making it happen 💪 MoMNTum is right ✔️💫

@Alchemy @gponcin @solana x402 mentioned. SDP mentioned.

Humans tolerate 200ms response times. Agents won't. Our CTO @gponcin talked to @solana about x402. Agents can now sign up, get an API key, & pay with USDC. No humans in the loop. Expect this to be the default within 12 months.

@Alchemy we survived it all, from the nft times to the metaverse times, and we're going stronger than ever!

$4.2 trillion in transactions ran through Alchemy's infrastructure last year. The world's largest financial institutions are building onchain. This isn't the future of finance. IT’S 👏 THE 👏 PRESENT👏

A big day for agents: @tempo mainnet is live. MPP is live on Tempo. Any onchain data, no human in the loop. Paid per-call, per-byte, in stablecoins. 🧵

@Alchemy @tempo hey this is cool

@Alchemy @solana crazy speed.

⭐️ @Solana processes a block every 400ms. If your infrastructure blinks, you're already behind. Ours doesn't 🧵

@Alchemy @solana great day for @solana builders on alchemy

⚡️ getProgramAccounts just got 4-6x faster on our @solana infra. And you don't have to do anything to get it. 🧵

@Alchemy @solana @pharosnetwork 🫶

NEW: We just shipped: ⚡ Automatic gPA indexing on @Solana. No setup required. 🔗 @PharosNetwork Testnet support You build. We'll handle the rest.

@Alchemy @HypernativeLabs now that's what i call security ✅

⭐​ @HypernativeLabs monitors $100B+ in digital assets for 300+ organizations across 75+ chains. 99.8% of hacks detected before impact, <0.001% false positive rate. That's why they're the security layer for our Rollups marketplace 🧵

@Alchemy claude outages

What's eating up most of your dev time right now? 🍽️

@Alchemy @coinbase @USDC i mean, why not?

x402 by @coinbase means AI agents can now pay for blockchain data in @USDC. no human required. how much autonomy are you giving yours?

@Alchemy @solana bookmarked!

Our @solana archival methods are up to 20x faster than anything else on the market. We open sourced the whole stack. Bookmark this 🔖 Archival queries on Solana are notoriously slow and unreliable: missing blocks, lagging responses, dropped data. Here's how we fixed it 🧵

@Alchemy @openclaw @gabrieldegiuli well my old setup was definitely FAFO/play stupid games win stupid prizes

💥 The @OpenClaw hype had our Discord community asking: how do I actually test new tools without nuking my machine? So last week's call covered exactly that: sandboxing, VMs, environment isolation. 🤔 What's your setup for running stuff you don't 100% trust?

@Alchemy gAlchemy 💙

gm. say it back 👇

@Alchemy 😢 i wish

Are you at ETHDenver? 🏔️ (if you answer 'yes,' stop by our booth and say hey 👋)

We're DENVER bound 🏔️ Our team is rolling into @EthereumDenver ready to build, vibe, and connect with the community. Find us at booth 413C (New France Village) Feb 18-20, or catch us at these events 👇

@itsNikkiLOL ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

all jokes aside, I've watched the bad bunny performance multiple times & it gets better each time. I've listened to every word in both languages, v beautiful. i was the first person born in the US in my family so there is a little bit of me in there :)