Sam W

@Watchman_motto Looks terrible

Why are you, as a man, not putting copper gutter, downspout, and flashing on your house?

@Contexto_Visual He’s autistic, let him chill bro

Elon Musk tiene dinero, poder y millones de seguidores… Pero algo parece faltarle...

@Polymarket The problem? Just about anybody can be a good plumber

JUST IN: Uber founder says AI will make human labor far more valuable, predicts plumbers could become “like LeBron” in an automated world.

@RogerSeverino_ Attorneys have the same level of utility as real estate agents 🤷‍♂️

Real estate agents make a ton of money on people's ignorance of what they actually do (and don't do). Can they explain the legality of contract terms? 🚫only licensed lawyers can give legal advice. Can they tell you the true value of a house? 🚫only licensed appraisers can. Can they tell you if a house has any hidden defects or risks? 🚫That's what home inspectors are for. Can they get you financing? 🚫only regulated banks can. But wait, don't they make sure the owner is the real owner and the house doesn't have any liens or some other impediment to sale? Basic due diligence? 🚫title companies and banks do that. Surely they handle the most important part, the complicated dance when you have your bank wire the money to the other party through an escrow account, sign a gigantic stack of legally binding documents, and if done right, you get the title and literally walk away with the keys to the house? You know, the actual scary part of the home buying and selling process? 🚫Nope, closing companies handle that, agents don't even have to be there. But there is one very important thing you will discover at closing if you read the docs closely. Exactly how many tens of thousands of dollars the agents got paid by you and the seller.

@PutOnMoreSteam @NextRoundLive “ We’re a basketball school” -UT Fans when football isn’t doing well 🤣

@swba91 @NextRoundLive Hang the banner man 😂

The deepest run every Power 5 team has ever made in the NCAA Tournament

@secnumbersguy Arguably is correct. Nothing harder than the palace at Bryant Denney over last 20 years. Haters gone hate 🤷‍♂️

Kyle Field is the biggest stadium in the SEC with a capacity of 102,733. Arguably no more hostile place in play in the country than a night game at Texas A&M.

@jchal Auburn beats Athens easily, and I’m a bama fan

Top College Towns: 1. Athens, GA (by a mile) 2. Oxford, MS 3. Austin, TX 4. Madison, WI 5. Boulder, CO What did I miss?

@TopTierState Not bad. Mark Ingram was better than Bijan, but not 17-20. Move Reggie up to number 6

Top 20 Best College Football Running Backs of All-time

@Travis1 Bama

Who has the best helmets in college football?

@elonmusk I have a blue checkmark, your posts are getting censored folks

@elonmusk If Elon musk can become a trillionaire, so can you

😂

@JebraFaushay That’s a man

This woman has a set of rules for ALL of the men in her life. This includes not driving to meet a man and not paying for anything, ever.

@Travis1 Where is Florida Gulf Coast?

What are your thoughts?

@dsonoiki You must be the worlds worst lawyer

lawyer here bombing a Muslim country during Ramadan is illegal under international law in a matter of hours, Trump WILL be arrested by international police

@ZacksJerryRig @tesla_na @cybertruck You say that so confidently like thats a lot of canceled orders 🤣

@tesla_na @cybertruck You had so much steel left over from canceled reservations that you could build a literal building? Cool.

Tesla Diner was constructed using recycled stainless steel from @Cybertruck production

@cvd777 @TicTocTick BTC is much more immune to quantum than traditional fiat. It’s either BTC or physical over time, and one seems like going backwards

@swba91 @TicTocTick Quantum will break crypto over time.

This would have been you if you never found out about crypto and were a plumber in small town America 🇺🇸

@CF_Budge LSU and Texas are about five spots too high each

Here are my Pre-Spring SEC Power Rankings for 2026. How would you change this power ranking?

@BFW Garbage list. Even a raccoon wouldn’t touch it.

My top 10 coaches in college football, 2026 1 Curt Cignetti, Indiana 2 Ryan Day, Ohio St 3 Kirby Smart, Georgia 4 Lane Kiffin, LSU 5 Mario Cristobal, Miami 6 Marcus Freeman, ND 7 Steve Sarkisian, Texas 8 Dan Lanning, Oregon 9 Kyle Whittingham, Michigan 10 Joey McGuire, Tex Tech

@secnumbersguy Except Tuscaloosa but okay

LSU is 117-16 in night games since 2000. There is NO place harder to win than a night game in Death Valley.