habeas porpoise🐬

It’s really confusing to work a job you care deeply about, one that motivates you to go above and beyond, not to impress anyone but because you enjoy and care about the work… while also being the type of person who thinks working on the weekend is exploitation and wage theft.

Were any of those TikTok girlies shilling for WOW Hair products for “Irish curls” telling the truth?? Anyone know?

it's ludicrous that conservatives think anyone still likes bill fucking clinton

Doesn’t get much clearer than this

i have bad news for everyone who ever told me “you will get more conservative as you get older”

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

@lunarfq Hiiiii

you have 24 hrs to say hi to Champ, he'll save u from a terrible 2026

@lunarfq HI!!!!!

You have 24 hours to say 'Hi' to Walt or you'll have a bad January

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

@impromptu_nomad Ain’t a one of y’all in these replies is a medical professional 😭

in the thick of trial prep so I’m… back to spending too much time on this godforsaken website

As a trial lawyer I get to do all the stuff I loved as a kid and wanted to build my life around— writing, performing, telling stories, solving puzzles. The tradeoff is just that if I’m bad at that stuff the government is going to torture another human being. Maybe forever! 🫠

Me watching the Swifties and the critics feud

@mlstrat Baylor?!

there’s a scandal in my hometown where a local high school appears to be enrolling students to play football as boarders but they’re actually canadian kids in their 20s

@caitatlaw Look up State v. Ellefson if you want to argue about it

@sweetabolition lolol nope solidly in the 94%. rec’d some of the phone calls in discovery just the other day!

#PDtwitter: in your jx do law enforcement and the prosecuting agency have totally unrestrained access to phone calls made by pretrial detainees while in jail? (excluding calls to defense counsel)

@caitatlaw as long as you didn’t vote “only with PC”

@sweetabolition idk if i was supposed to vote since im like next door but whatevies

@ASFleischman Idk but Peter Thiel will be the actual president

If JD Vance becomes president you think his vice will be Darryl cooper or Curtis yarvin?

Hear me now: probation is a TRAP. It is way too easy to violate, and you will almost certainly end up doing more time on a violation than you would have done if you’d just gone down the road for a bit at the jump.

@thehandsomezach 20 days over two years? Every day of the week. Probation is a TRAP, folks.

Why? It’s the best choice.