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I spent the past few days in Washington with @hyperliquidpc meeting with policymakers during the historic advancement of the Clarity Act. We discussed Hyperliquid, the benefits that it offers to American consumers, and the regulatory path to bring onchain derivatives markets into the United States. Some conversations were technical with an impressive baseline understanding of Hyperliquid. Discussions included how onchain trading is a financial innovation that has clear global user demand. Other conversations focused more on a first principles introduction to defi and the promise of onchain markets. It was encouraging to see bipartisan support for thoughtful regulation of crypto. I look forward to continuing discussions in DC and working hard to make American access to Hyperliquid a reality.

@garrytan BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POLAR BEARS GARRY

The biggest alpha leak of 2026 is that you can tokenmax $10k/mo with OpenClaw/Hermes + GBrain and get the AI that everyone will have in 2028 for $100/mo, but you can get it now, and that is the biggest single unlock you can have vs your competition

@EndWokeness @grok how accurate is this dumb bitch?

Hostin: "If you think Helen of Troy cannot be black, you don't know history" She says Greek culture is from Africans

Hilarious.👇😂

as i get older i realize the biggest epidemic is dudes with no real identity if running gets cool they become runners. if tattoos get cool they cover themselves in tattoos. if being sober trends they become born again monks, mullet, coffee snob, golfer, carnivore, cowboy, whatever the algorithm tells them whole personality built out of social contagion thats why these dudes get smoked at everything. everyone can smell the fraud no weight behind anything they do because none of it came from their soul. just trend hopping be something real even if its ugly

@ChudTheBuilder Stop chimping out wigger!

I was wrongly arrested after a restaurant who had “ChudTheBuilder” written down at the host stand before I ever walked in the door, conspired to have me charged. Then, I was held until noon on Mother’s Day. Had to cancel breakfast plans with my family. I was interviewed by the feds and bank account frozen. All electronic devices seized, as well as my firearm. The police cleared my multi-factor authentication keys after they took all my items so now I can’t sign into any of my iCloud or any other accounts. I could not care less about some hat. I am simply weary after 6 months of being attacked by our government for expressing the constitutional freedoms our ancestors fought and died for. Wake up America. It’s not illegal for White people to say the same word they say to each other.

Quick tip to become a millionaire in the first 72h after GTA 6's release: Scroll on Tiktok for the first 24h straight before you even play the game itself FInd and identify every funny Gta 6 meme -> and buy every single Memecoin of GTA6 Memes/Clips -> Hold for 3-5 Days

@RyanGarcia me

Since I won 120,00 I’ll give one person 10k who likes this tweet and follows me. Let’s go

@RyanGarcia Me me me

@REALMizkif You have 6k viewers. 9k / 6,000 is $1.50 per person LOL

@selinaai_ the only retirement vehicle you need is $ZEC

🚨 BREAKING: Claude can now build your retirement plan like a Vanguard $500/hour wealth consultant (for free). Here are 5 insane Claude prompts that replace your retirement advisor, tax consultant, and investment strategist. (Save for later.)

@TateTheTalisman Don't type the exact same of this tweet as a tweet above this tweet.

IQ test. Type the exact opposite of this tweet as a tweet below this tweet. Price for the winner.

@Save_A_Man I followed ur advice now im buff and unemployed and have no money. Can u send me $10?

BEFORE YOU DIE AS A MAN, DO THIS: 1. See your 6-pack once. 2. Deadlift 2x your bodyweight 3. Do 10 pull-ups straight 4. Travel solo. 5. Quit something that's killing you. Job. Habit. Relationship. 6. Build something of your own. Business. Project. Doesn't matter. Just yours 7. Be the fittest in your group at 40 8. Wake up at 45 with no medications. 9. Look in the mirror, feeling proud and inspired. 10. Most men will never get here.

@kevinxu I have 25k to invest and want to hit 100k this year do i just yolo $IREN with you

My portfolio growth in the last 6 years: 2020: $35K 2021: $1.7M 2022: $7.9M 2023: $7.8M 2024: $8.2M 2025: $9.8M 2026: $11M today If you're thinking of starting to invest, this is your sign.

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Effective today, we are: 1) Doubling Claude Code’s 5-hour rate limits for Pro, Max, and Team plans; 2) Removing the peak hours limit reduction on Claude Code for Pro and Max plans; and 3) Substantially raising our API rate limits for Opus models.

We’ve agreed to a partnership with @SpaceX that will substantially increase our compute capacity. This, along with our other recent compute deals, means that we’ve been able to increase our usage limits for Claude Code and the Claude API.

@REALMizkif @KaiCenat me me me

Announcement 📣

67 days. That's the price tag on changing your whole life. Cheaper than therapy. Harder than gym. More valuable than any degree.

@PathOfMen_ if ur a man and ur struggling right now just remember. nobody cares.

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

wish me luck!

Sex feels different when you never masturbate. Getting drunk feels different when you have reasons to celebrate. Spending money feels different when you’re rewarding yourself. Cheat meal feels different when you keep a strict diet. Earn your fun.