Shawn Hoke

@SleeperAZCards @AZCardinals 1-11 Jacoby Brissett? Not a murderer yet like his father, Marvin Harrison Jr? But that's okay. Need to have a top 5 pick next year.

Who's stopping this offense? QB - Jacoby Brissett RB - Tyler Allgeier RB - James Conner RB - Jeremiyah Love WR - Kendrick Bourne WR - Marvin Harrison Jr. WR - Michael Wilson TE - Trey McBride (📸@AZCardinals) #BirdGang

@BoBrack Somebody is hoping for some butt love from this kid. He will even do the gambling for him moving forward!

A lot to sort out with Brendon Sorsby, but if he enters the Supplemental Draft, the Cardinals need to take a look. NFL arm and size at 6’3, 230 & rushed for over 1,300 yards in college. Cards need to exhaust all resources searching for next franchise QB.

@SleeperNFL @TexansJacob @SleeperBengals @RiseUpReader @SleeperAZCards Larry Fitzgerald needs to go, now.

One’s gotta go…

@sturtdoinks @BenVerlander We all know Ben is gay. He just hasn't had Jappy pop in his ass yet

@BenVerlander Ben, you’re gay lol

SHOHEI OHTANI IS UNREAL!! 6 scoreless innings. 7 strikeouts. Lowers his season ERA to 0.38 The greatest baseball player OF ALL TIME

@Bubblebathgirl @fbi @doj

Trans student at University of Michigan threatens Alex Stein, says, “Watch out for a hole in the neck.” Not only should the student be immediately expelled, they should be arrested.

@GoldyHappens 6 will do nicely as another step to getting swept by the Sox.

Tonight’s #DBacks lineup: 2B 1 Ketel RF 2 Carroll SS 3 Perdomo LF 4 Gurriel Jr DH 5 Fernandez 3B 6 Arenado 1B 7 ILDEMAROOOOOO C 8 MCANNIMAL CF 9 Barrosa P E-Rod Let’s keep it under 7 runs today in the 1st 2 innings!!

@ALadyNamedKatie Hope you're enjoying the southwest! Stop by a day in Flagstaff, you won't regret it.

Hoover ✅

@RockyAtotheK Orange. One braincell amongst them.

I just thought my cat was a jerk. Apparently, they are all jerks. 🤣🤣🤣

@MegRemSoftball The batter is clearly 3-4 feet outside the baseline. If I'm coaching against this team, that catcher feels the back swing into the helmet a few times, knock some sense into her. Two can play the cheap game.

There is a right way to play this game and a wrong way and this is 100% in the wrong. I don’t care that the batter moved back out of the box- you don’t intentionally step back to throw at her head, as hard as you can, from about a foot away. I don’t want to hear “you don’t know it wasn’t intentional.” Save it. The runner at 3rd is about a half step off 3rd. The way the catcher is positioned to throw, that throw is going towards the 3rd base fence. The most telling part though? No one checks on that batter and catcher gets a high five right after from her coach. The batter ended up with a concussion. This is completely unacceptable and has no place in this sport.

@ShamsCharania Floppy, floppy.

Spurs star Victor Wembanyama has entered concussion protocol and is out for remainder of Game 2 vs. Portland.

@ShamsCharania Even scrambled eggs knew it was nap time.

@letjesscook Scrabbled eggs looks like he knows it's nap time. A good flop will do that to ya.

Catching up after a work dinner and omg my heart dropped watching this 💔

@Hero_OfThe_Day I'm flopping on the floor again, woo oh! Looking like a fool again, oh. Bouncing my head off the floor again, one more time for the TV station!

Victor Wembanyama flopped, and ended up hurting himself. I hope that he’s ok. This is one of the many reasons that flopping needs to be eliminated from the NBA.

@KellanOlson Sounds like someone likes bouncing a wemby's big one!

NOOOOO

@SleeperDbacks Can't believe Arizona gonna get swept in the Southside.

#Dbacks vs. #WhiteSox pitching matchups: Game 1: Merrill Kelly vs. Sean Burke Game 2: Eduardo Rodriguez vs. Anthony Kay Game 3: Michael Soroka vs. Davis Martin

@Gambo987 Fire up the limo!

White Sox have gone back-to-back-to-back with solo homers off Merrill Kelly here in the second inning. Murakami-Vargas-Montgomery. It’s 7-0 Chicago.

@SlangsOnSports How much has Ohtani bet on himself to the the record? A cool mil is my thinking (bet!)

💪💪💪

@Gambo987 please gas up the limo for Kelly. Was bad call bringing him back. If anything, his shitass is in the bullpen. White Sox lighting him up, up, up!

@mjfree Morgan is the only one who can lecture and do voice overs. It's in his Hollywood contract!

Who the FUCK are you to lecture the Pope??