Travis Switzer

Super lame hearing the @630CHED afternoon show ripping CANCON rules today. The Canadian music industry is on life support…. And now we all get to hear in our car speakers how some in Canadian media really feel about their neighbours in the arts. Right on… Right on. #lame

@TELUSsupport send someone to flint cres St. Albert Your fibre cable install didn’t survive the rain. The sidewalks are sketchy AF

@TELUS your fibre work didn’t survive the rain last night on flint cres, St. Albert AB. sidewalks are pretty dangerous, gonna have to send the team out asap before someone snaps a leg

Canucks fanbase living in purgatory, still talking about “iF dEmKo wAS hEaLThy” #oilers #canucks @OilersNation @ryanwhitney6

Had @BoeingAirplanes subcontracted the bolts to @mrlube even the hands of Christ wouldn’t remove them.

@crazyclipsonly Hahaha. Edmonton. Nice

Teen falls through store roof in stunt gone wrong 😳

Holy shit…. Turns out the @GoElks are actually better at home….. wow!!

@AirCanada pretty please get my two basses onboard. It’s not a comforting feeling having your gate checked 15k worth of instruments not be returned at the gate and now be at the mercy of whomever!! This one’s on you guys…. PLEASE DON’T SCREW THIS UP TODAY!!

If a bear shits in the woods and know one is around to see it, does Tyson Barrie still shoot the puck into the opposing teams shin pads? #oilers

@audreyochoa But…. Can you hang?

@dallassmith Hahahaha!!!

@switzer_travis Viking toe

Look at this stud! #thebest

@TheRickWilson Trump shuttle…. Let’s do steaks and university’s next!!

Eastern

76 segments in 2022, not one lost bag!! Should I buy a lottery ticket?

@DonovanWoods Are you Jason Bourne?

Undoxxable because I only tweet “I am at Fat Bastard Burrito” after I’ve already left Fat Bastard Burrito and gone to shoppers drug mart. Tweeting this from Lids but I already left 15 mins ago.

Imagine if we made them get work visas too….. then it really get’s complicated. #itsaborder #vancouver

Who had “Kanye’s music not being the worst part” on their list?

Danielle Smith makes me wanna fall off the flat earth….

@JamieSale You’re really skating on thin ice…. #zing