Simon Blake

What a header! We never give up. Well done boys 😱💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

I think I have to confess that I don't understand offside anymore.

@jimhamilton4 If he gets banned here, it's utterly bollocks

“It’s minus 5 out here, Joe, honestly” #ENGvWAL

@ODDSbible @sophielj93

McDonald's fans heading to KFC away 😂

@bennagle17 Haha yh I know I saw this. Good use of a rest day I say

England players are so sure football is coming home that they're not even arsed. Just racing unicorns in the pool. No biggie.

Not long now until they walk down the aisle. A marriage made in heaven. The world will be watching. Not everyone is invited to the event itself, of course, but you’ll get the next best seats. Join us for the Romance of the FA Cup. Chelsea v Manchester United on @BBCOne at 16.10.

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1. When is the stag do? 2. Can I come? twitter.com/KensingtonRoya…

Blue planet II....wow! Insane videography. Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻 #BluePlanet2

It’s as hard to defend Liverpool as it is for Liverpool to defend.

a waiter just hit me with the "we don't have Coke, is Pepsi ok?" Eeeek probably not today

In Pepsi's defense I just gave a cop a can of soda and he immediately made out with me.

200,000 more people voted for Clinton and the electoral college votes trump in....dear me

We’ve all got one, that thing we said we’d do One Day but haven’t done yet. Why wait? Make your #OneDay today! amp.twimg.com/v/5938d000-bf7…

@BTCare we have done all of the steps before and had an engineer out who fixed it for 2 weeks before. Could you send another engineer out?

@BTCare wireless. Blue light but often changes to orange. Also even when it's blue, the Internet is often so slow it might as well be broken

@BTCare Hi Colleen, I live with @AlexjRawlinson so what he has been saying applies to me also. Wish the Internet would stop cutting out!

@AlexjRawlinson @BTCare I'm both mad and disappointed!

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Having seen the Gabriel red card...well what on earth is the ref thinking. If anything it's a Costa red card. #Pathetic