Synod of Dork

I kept hearing that Charlie Kirk had extremist views, so I watched 3 hours worth of his debates. I disagreed with him 4 times… each one was because my views were more extreme than his.

The cancer he died from was Zionism.

Reminder that even billionaires will have to stand before the throne of Christ on judgement day. Repent of your sins and get right with God today if you haven't yet. Eternity is a long time.

Youthful metabolism!! I'm fresh of pepperoni pizza and grape soda! #countonkobe

When you acquire Bibles that have survived for over 400 years like this 1597 Geneva Bible Apocrypha, you never know what you might find scribbled on the pages. Though often people used the blank spaces to practice writing their name, on the back of the last page of the Apocrypha from this Bible, we see that even in 1600, "boys will be boys". 🤦‍♂️

@JCRyle Spot on, well said! 👏🏼

Twitter (X) is training young Christian men and women to be abrasive, controversial, and combative for the sake of a platform and an opportunity to make $$$ with your impressions. Honestly, the world doesn't need your opinions on every controversial topic, nor, your thoughts on every popular trend. Seek to spread the gospel on this platform and God's truth. Glorify God with your tweets, by making them God-centered not YOU centered. Remember what Paul Washer says, "rocks and donkeys, rocks and donkeys, God can speak through rocks and donkeys." The Lord doesn't need YOU to be his cultural spokesman and "prophet" on this platform. He can do more work through a donkey, than he can a proud Christian who is puffed up and constantly combative. Now, there is a time and place to be a "cultural spokesman" and to stand and defend the truth, no doubt. This is definitely needed, but don't miss the gist of what I'm trying to say. If you cannot do such, without devolving into biting and devouring one another, getting offended and immediately assuming the worst about a person who is interacting with you...you simply do not have the Biblical maturity (right now) to be on this platform. Remember Christ's words in Matthew 12 and tremble..."But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

@Protestia What a vile man. Anathema.

"Mary was raped. I've never said that on a church service before, right? Or Mary was, you know, unfaithful, you know? Or whatever." Lutheran pastor (ELCA) says Mary was not a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus, questions Joseph's role in the birth story.

@emkolltveit Anathema.

This is us and we are here to stay!

Having an abortion doesn’t stop you from being a mother, it just makes you the mother of a dead baby.

@KYCooperrider A year ago I would have never said this, but why is it literally always a jew every single time?!

Kentucky Representative Sarah Stalker says white children need the opportunity to feel bad about their skin color in K-12 educational settings.

@MerriamWebster I wish there were visible likes on community notes, for the ratio.

we made biden blast hdr

@EndWokeness Legend has it he’s still chewing

Minneapolis Mayor Frey tries not to puke as he eats Somali slop. So incredible.

Took her a bit but she got it

Roman Catholics be like: “Heck yeah, almost paid off Grandma’s purgatory!”

@roboticjoey All g - Jesus already paid mine in full.

How much is your debt? I'll pay a few off!

@micahspence Ur only allowed to get baptized once tho

Two baptisms today; let’s gooooo!

Heck yeh

@HomemakingLady This is the way

A baby Christian showed up @ my house today w/a Jehovah Witness “Bible.” Immediately, my insides started spiritually vomiting. I told her, “I’m going to get you a real Bible b/c that isn’t one.” Her response, “Oh, thank you! I didn’t even know that it was associated w/the Jehovah Witnesses.” Me: “My pleasure! Your MacArthur LSB will delivered to your house tomorrow. Feel free to put that pretend Bible in the trash.” 😁

Baptists love 2 things: 1. Not baptizing babies. 2. Only reading men who did.