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@CityInMyVeins @Talhaa10_ Football's biggest liar. Can you blame us for not trusting him?

@Talhaa10_ He said he's staying plenty of times by now, are you deaf or blind?

pep’s crying too.. icl. can’t tell if he’s staying or not

@surrasp_urg @Refresh_RM Happy to hear that but it was unlikely your family were out for you the way they were out for me

@t00thp4ste_ @Refresh_RM Dawg me getting a PSP for my birthday is one of the earliest memories I could remember and it literally still works to this day, even as a kid I knew to not be so careless with devices like these

She just told me she mightve gotten water in it by using it in the shower

@Refresh_RM A similar situation happened to me once where my mom told me to give my PSP to my little cousin because she wants to take a walk by the pool and listen to music, I gave it to her, but not before arguing she would fall into the pool with it. Which is exactly what happened.

@t00thp4ste_ Kids below the grade of middle school whenever they have something expensive or dangerous in their hands

@untitled7549t And this is not?

These edits were funnier back when AI voices were actually terrible

@SxrgioSZN Mr Run In

I feel emotional

@cpfcbeast @ohjoewalker While you do fully deserve the win if we take the Henderson handball out of the equation, my point is the OPs implication that the win is not without controversy. Also, it's been more than 3 years since the charges and we haven't gotten implicated in a single one so 🤷‍♂️

@t00thp4ste_ @ohjoewalker not the biggest cheating team in the world crying over a ref decision out of our hands

Guehi came off with half an hour to go with an eye injury, and Wharton ran around for 10-15mins concussed and chasing shadows asking what the score was. Nobody can chat shit about that win sorry

Florentino Pérez speaking at the press conference today

@StokeyyG2 It's incredible to me that VAR was actually competent in doing their jobs for once and it was the wasteman on the field facing the screen with his eyes closed.

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

As the boomers begin dying off we must prepare ourselves to face the true enemy:

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

@saninixo Oh yes, the bi-monthly Spotify funded Apple Music smear campaign.

apple music would be goated if they didn't delete ur entire library if u dont pay that bill 😭✌🏾 like oh hell naw

Start when u want brother 💪

New copium just dropped 🚨 Waiting 22 years to lift the title infront of 600 fans at selhurst park is already meady aesthetics Their Fans will have to fake they aren’t depressed at the Parade 18 hours after losing to Doue 89’ in UCL final Scouted North London Weather forecast on parade day and it’s telling me cloudy grey skies with Rain all day

@ignotadoctrina @PalmyrPar Do you hear yourself right now

@t00thp4ste_ @PalmyrPar you enjoying flat hangy boobs because of your limited options does not turn me into a homosexual. I have regular access to smoothly concave ones

Can the actresses and models please just drop the charade and start being topless nonstop already

@ignotadoctrina @PalmyrPar

@PalmyrPar they love teasing their ugly tubular boobs

Huge credit to Declan Rice for saving a man from choking today. The Heimlich manoeuvre is a skill that everyone should know.

It's insane to me that Hansi Flick still attended the match