het ventje

slogan voor protest tegen vasectomieën: baas in eigen buis

"naive to psycholinguistics" lol

met plezier, ugent

found it

Male Friendship

Made another stupid thing but this one was made with PowerPoint

the stretch that shook nations... Jello is ready to take on the day

@eucalyptusbooom cuties

Horrible time for DMs to go down

“Oh yeah I haven’t seen it yet but I hear it’s really good” - me talking about a friend’s baby

nurse boyfriend sent me this text to butter me up before he asked me to come donate blood

speak for yourself this is exactly how i would kiss My Lover after returning home from a 30 minute grocery store run

Did anyone ever say gustav that’s enough leafs

explaining to my wife the minor existential crisis I had in high school when I got invited to a cool party for once and a friend tells everyone “give Blake any cartoon and I bet he knows who created it.” A girl throws out “Hey Arnold” and I mumble “Craig Bartlett.”

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Imagine getting an abortion and your husband starts playing with blocks