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@DonutOperator @tuuu28283 It’s a massive step below a Japanese 7/11

@tuuu28283 It’s kind of a mix between a super market and a 7/11. It’s right in between.

アメリカの兄弟達 この店は、スーパー？？

@grumbofilms @ClayTravis @Starlink Lol wut?

I also don’t understand why every person doesn’t drive a Tesla and I don’t understand why every person doesn’t send their mask to orbit using SpaceX. And the answer is they’re not interested in making money or they have too many friends profiting from some kind of backhanded deals.

I don’t understand why every airline in America — public and private — doesn’t have @Starlink. It’s incredible. You can make FaceTime calls with better reception anywhere in the world 35k feet up in air than most reception on ground. WiFi on planes is infuriatingly bad. Still.

@MarkMaddenX They need to pay the bills, Mark.

I’m amazed that my “peers” talk about the Steelers to the exclusion of everything else. Inventing ***t. That’s just not for me.

@barstoolsports I’ve been to Tokyo no less than 7 times and he’s dead-ass right.

Tom Segura thinks Tokyo is the best food city on Earth

@TheBabylonBee 9am? I’m taking 6am flights and there are people boozing at 5:15am

Airport Holding Strong As Last Socially Acceptable Place To Booze At 9 A.M. buff.ly/UeqIN0n

@eersandbeers Lol. Sweet rage bait.

Not enough people talk about this

You know what maybe I am hyped for this fight.

@CALLAS_33 Main Character Syndrome is a problem.

I get sharing details with your friends, but do we really need to put this dude on blast like this for the entire internet? Doesn’t sound like he did anything harmful. This is the type of behavior that scares dudes away from trying at all

@colin_dunlap Correct. And yinzers think they invented things like chairs in spots. In Chicago I grew up doing this. Yinzers don’t leave Pittsburgh so they think all these cute things are theirs. They’re not.

Probably an unpopular opinion — and I’m ready for the backlash — but the whole “yinzer” bit has been incredibly overplayed, is stale and gives the impression to the rest of the country Pittsburghers are all dumb.

@GBNT1952 Anyone disagreeing with this needs to GTFO of the conservative cause.

Chud is a racist career criminal. He is also probably funded by Democrats to make “the right” look bad. He is not on the right and does not share any values with conservatives. You don’t provoke people while armed and then get to claim you are defending yourself. Thats literally conceal and carry 101. He’s a narcissist. He’s a sociopath. And now he’s charged with serious crimes that will leave him bankrupt at the very least and likely in prison for many years. He brought this on himself by his own actions. He is in the finding out portion, and anyone that feels sorry for him is an idiot.

@FelipeBunevf @MattSmethurst Tell me you don’t know ball without telling me you don’t know ball

@MattSmethurst Lmfao. The 2026 Wizards beat the 90s bulls by 20. So sick of this argument.

A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers. MJ: Yes. Reporter: By how much? MJ: Two or three points. Reporter: Why so close? MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.

@Silverback375 Lol. The wokest school, Oregon, is the least diverse. Because of course it is.

Yep, nailed it

@RockNRoLL_85 Infinitely yes

Is “Maybe I’m Amazed” by Paul McCartney a better song than “Imagine” by John Lennon

@MatthewModine Easily the best soundtrack of all time. Not really a conversation.

Louden Swain warms up to “Lunatic Fringe” before taking on Shute. In the original 1979 novel by Terry Davis, the story ends right after Louden runs out and the whistle blows. We never learn the outcome of the match. Win or lose, Louden had accomplished what he set out to do and faced his challenge. #VisionQuest If you’d like to support the @FMJDiary project, you can bid on a signed 1985 vinyl soundtrack album here: ebay.us/m/vy6PxR

@braxton_mccoy I mean he’s more or less right.

FNG just called Dwight Yoakam "old country"

@W_B_Rick @HomefieldIU Thing of beauty. But that boob light behind you gotta go.

I have received my Homefield Rose Bowl jacket and this thing was well-worth the wait. @HomefieldIU

@jollofery @aaronbronsteter That was the point

@aaronbronsteter Not the greatest example of his work. The delivery was flat and the jokes didn't seem to land.

The greatest roast ever

@colin_dunlap None of these people have jobs. Zero.

One of the people most vehemently calling for Allegheny County Council President Pat Catena to resign is loser Cory Roma. This is him in the red shirt. This is what people like him are all about. Stand firm against these misfits. Tell em to f— off, Pat.

@Batmanatlaw @jarvis_best Yeah he wasn’t quite as unknown but wasn’t an A Lister that’s for sure

@tabnotscroll @jarvis_best And Daniel Craig

Why would they make someone no one has ever heard of the next James Bond?