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@pitchforkfest What time do shows start?

Nineteen years of music and memories. Thank you, Chicago.

@benshapiro SorRy THe CoNStitUtiOn Is hapPeNinG to yOu

The Colorado Supreme Court's ruling barring Trump from the ballot isn't just insane. It's actually dangerous, and sets the stage for the ugliest presidential election of our lifetime, with the real possibility of violence ahead.

@peggykusinski @ESPN1000 @ChiPartyAunt told you it was dangerous

As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.

@DivvyBikes @Divvybikes why fine me (7x in 6 weeks, 10x total, $250) out of nowhere for parking when I haven't changed my parking practices in my 4-yr, 654-ride history? And why aren't the fines showing up in my account or notifications per your terms? @lyft @AskLyft @ChicagoDOT

There’s a brand new scooter in town. With turn signals, a phone mount, and a top-notch braking system. Bonus: you can park it at Divvy stations within the scooter zone. Check the Lyft app for a scooter near you 🛴

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Orange you glad you're not a Lizzo dancer

@ChicagoCAPS18 what's with the FBI raid on Clark St?

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All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.

@mcuban @matt_levine 5. Agree w/that read but misses the point. My read of what ML is hinting at—if lack of direct nexus among company performance/issuer/retail means we can’t assume retail is buying w/expectation of value 📈, then Howey #3 is gutted and tons of assets—like Meta—are not securities

@mcuban @matt_levine Great feedback. Some thoughts on it. 1. That technicality doesn’t alter the substance of the analysis in the piece by @matt_levine 2. Yes

If this newsletter becomes the backbone of global value transfer, I expect the demand for Money Stuff to be considerable. bloomberg.com/view/articles/…

@mcuban @matt_levine 4. Yes 5. [most important, to follow 6] 6. Kinda but barely accurate, only right insofar as securities are being exchanged on the exchanges. If they’re not securities, SEC has no jurisdiction

@mcuban @matt_levine 3. There isn’t a framework under securities law supporting the notion that a disconnect between operational performance and the value of a tied-in publicly exchangeable asset leans against the asset being a security. Interesting idea, but hard to imagine how that would work.

@matt_levine Pumping out this level of analysis the day after the ruling is bananas. Bravo, well done and thank you

⁦@elpgerson⁩ strikes again slate.com/news-and-polit…

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The Grammys annual trolling of traditionally moral people continued apace this year with a full-on Satanic performance from two white men, Sam Smith and Kim Petras.

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If you gaze upon RBG Medusa atop the New York Courthouse, your uterus turns to stone

@kickswish re Berhalter 12/11 statements (which were made at a private 12/6 event but accidentally published 12/11), worth noting that he had spoken at the event under the assumption that his comments would be “explicitly off the record,” as confirmed by multiple US Soccer spokespersons.

Trying to make a timeline of this Berhalter/Reyna disaster. Does this look about right?

@carney Great journalism, riveting stuff

@benshapiro Not for getting ObamaCare through the House? Your reaction when Scotus didn't gut it: twitter.com/benshapiro/sta…

Pelosi will be remembered for three things: driving her party HARD to the Left, reorienting it to the extent that a San Francisco radical was now outflanked by an entire branch of her own caucus; spending more money than any human in history; and getting rich off stock trades.

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Spoiler alert: everyone with a cervix is a woman, and everyone who is a woman has a cervix metro.co.uk/2022/11/16/i-w…

@benshapiro The SBF-backed legislation co-sponsored by 3 Ds and 3Rs? Are you the right person to speak on bitcoin scams? "You don't have to worry that the creators of Bitcoin are going to simply inflate the value of Bitcoin" 6:30 youtube.com/watch?v=2pR2gf…

SBF was hand-in-glove with every major Democrat and all the major crypto regulators. They are all planning on moving forward with his proposed legislation even after it's clear he was a massive scam artist. Yet capitalism will be blamed rather than corporatism, of course.