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Thank you @boburnham for spending 1,256 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2Waw2sS…

oh capitalism is bad? then explain this

hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. she’s gonna beat the shit out of you

@SeidelContent Ggb hhhhhbbbhgg guy

#BREAKING Judge gives Chicago White Sox manager Tony La Russa one day in jail, commuted to home detention, as well as a fine of $1,383 and 20 hours community service.

White Sox manager Tony La Russa set to plead guilty in Arizona case today: bit.ly/37BmEsw

@realDonaldTrump Bro

No wonder I didn’t lose my hair!

@realDonaldTrump ...what?

Stock Markets (all three) hit another ALL TIME & HISTORIC HIGH yesterday! You are sooo lucky to have me as your President (just kidding!). Spend your money well!

no one: married girls on insta: being in love is the HARDEST thing ever but so WORTH IT we fight NONSTOP but we love like CRAZY I fucking HATE my husband but that's just part of being in LOVE true love is DIRTY & HARD but so REWARDING I LOVE doing his LAUNDRY & wiping his ASS

Her: remember Jimmy Neutron? Me: yeah, but I haven't seen it in years Her: what was the super hero the nerdy kid loved? Me: ultra lord, and his name was Sheen Her: yes, thank you. When's my birthday? Me: Her: when's my birthday Kyle Me: Me: happy b- Her: it was yesterday

@Sad67810749 Popular* opinion

Unpopular opinion: Laine Hard only won because he's cute and not based off his actual talent. We all know Alejandro deserved it but America can't stand to see a successful Hispanic 🤷#AmericanIdol

@JbKnockout @mccallumsters @_lexibeee THIS IS US

@sav1147 Go public

As someone who grew up in a very wealthy predominantly white suburb, I reaped the benefits of our education system. News flash—acknowledging how race and poverty affect education and career opportunities doesn’t make your individual achievements less great.

things u have to ask a white guy on a first date (1) have u punched a hole in a wall (2) have u ever killed an animal just for fun

Make Politics Boring Again

i just found out. that not everything is about me. and i’m devastated. to say the least