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mother magdalene
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@sailaunderscore Exclusively? Do you always make things up to look right? I was married for a decade, genius. What now?
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@talamcorage “As an escort who exclusively sleeps with unsatisfied men, I of course have a uniquely unbiased viewpoint on society, men are super evil.”
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When you do sex work you get to see how men really perceive and treat their wives. I'm not interested in being the devoted fool for a man who needs a humiliation object to get an erection. And no man has infinite money. But God does.
saila@sailaunderscore
Do you think escorts have realized they could get infinite money for their entire life by just marrying a single guy instead of having to fly around and advertise themselves to faceless individuals. Plus you get to pick the guy.
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@HoraceBG @p0lar_fawn @publicinte One game is fine, but that's where it starts. If she plays these elaborate games for another year to nine months, her child will be more intelligent until they die. Potential is precious, weirdo.
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@talamcorage @p0lar_fawn @publicinte Impaired by a single football match with the family? I honestly think it’ll be fine.
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one of my mom friends is a hardcore montessori believer and does strict zero-screen time with her now 2 yo. she told me they're taking her to her grandparents' on wednesday so the whole family can watch a football game on TV (her nephew is playing) without the toddler being exposed to the screen. am i crazy or is that a little excessive?
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@ProofofMaro Get some wheat protein nail polish and grow your own.💅
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I try REALLY hard to be a girl, and its like the one thing I’m not successful at because at no point in my life can I wake up and afford to spend 2 hours of that day sitting immobile in a chair to get my nails done 😭 There’s just no amount of beauty that painted fingertips can provide that would be worth that amount of unproductivity 🤦🏻♀️
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Things my older colleagues/friends did before breaking into finance (IB/PE/quant):
- wandered India studying Vedic religion
- taught skiing in Chile
- walked the Appalachian Trail
- competed as an amateur boxer
- played jazz in underground bars
Today if you miss your sophomore internship you're basically derailed.
divya venn@divya_venn
it really does feel like earlier generations had a lot more room to fuck around and find out, like you could be in your late twenties with no existing evidence of competence and people would still give you a shot ofc this could just be me telling on myself re low agency
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we're so lucky to have this beautiful world
brendon@brendonme
Weirdest lightning optics that I've ever seen. Not sure what's going on here #wywx
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Since this is Pride Month I thought this was the perfect time to post this!
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Have you ever heard of a wagon?
Redd@ReddCinema
y'all will love walkable cities until you need to get groceries
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@maiab I bought diamond earrings with screw on backings and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.
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btw this sounds dumb and obvious but I’ve been wearing a dainty necklace all day (including shower, sleep, etc) and this might be the highest ROI thing to do to look a little better and more put together all the time
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@sailaunderscore This is like having all of your portfolio in one stock. It's great, but what if your stock/man crashes?
A diversified hoe-folio protects the hoe against systemic shocks. If you market to software engineers, finance bros and yacht chads you basically never have a down market.
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@Squeeze1i Hot girl autism is undefeated 😂 Masking so hard you fool everybody including yourself😂😂
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@Stockb119987 @JackNapierNot Disappointing. Thought for a minute you saw women as people.
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I’ve never seen a woman have a hobby that wasn’t introduced to her by a man she’s sleeping with.
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My constant churn of 47 houseplants that every single person who has ever claimed to love me has opened their fat stinking lie hole to complain about begs to differ.
"you have too many plants"
"whatever, Judas, you're dead to me now."
Jack Napier@JackNapierNot
I’ve never seen a woman have a hobby that wasn’t introduced to her by a man she’s sleeping with.
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@Stockb119987 @RealPostFolder Did you see that he's using household money to pay the taxes? That high horse he's on is a stuffed pony. If he wants to be a big man he can do it without household money.
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@p0lar_fawn @publicinte At 2yo, though, it's a crucial time for language development, which is impaired by screen time. My pediatrician said no screens until he speaks in full sentences, my mom introduced cartoons behind my back and he needed speech therapy. He's great now and has a phone but I get this
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@publicinte i feel like watching a football game on the big screen especially with the whole family (which becomes a social activity) is actually a good experience imo. football isn't addictive brainrot content at this age
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i'm reminded of this tumblr post... it makes me emotional every time
𝓐licia ♡ 𝓥iolet ۶ৎ@viosumii
The more you learn about child abuse, the more you begin to realize that unconditional love is expected from children toward their parents, not the other way around. And it was never the other way around.
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