I HATE this why is juice £12
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa
No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.
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Holly Jolly Alex 🎅 🎄
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Holly Jolly Alex 🎅 🎄
@talkaboutluck
Rocket Racoon fan. // Top 3 musicals: Six, Hamilton, Hairspray.
birmingham/lamentis-1 Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Yet again I have not won £250k on the scratchcard I bought. Starting to think they're stacked against me.
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I was doing a jigsaw I got from the charity shop and there is a piece missing! 😩
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And if you have more than one drink you'll be up all night because your body thinks alcohol is killing you. That's why.
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Well Alex that's because we're 36, your foots fucked, you're too fat for river island dresses now, and your friends and peer group do not have the same exam 🤣
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I have an exam tomorrow I'm 36 so I don't want this at all, but my brain is like what do you MEAN we don't have a post exams night out where you'll be wearing 6 inch platform heels and a dress from River Island and pre drinking blossom hill at your mates house blasting MGMT.
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A judge has barred a senior family lawyer from conducting litigation, highlighting the urgency of a decision in the Mazur appeal.
Lisa Burton-Durham says CILEX has many questions to answer.
John Hyde reports:
lawgazette.co.uk/news-focus/in-…
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I am looking to be a stay at home wife if anyone knows anyone 🤣
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This is why I am friends with @GSVUCoE because he is *significantly* older than me.
SIMPLY MIH™@vibewitmih
My hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. You miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you
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XX v GH [2026] EWFC 51 (B) (27 February 2026): Application within financial remedy proceedings for an exemption to allow a Chartered Legal Executive to conduct the litigation on behalf of the Applicant. Application refused. bailii.org/ew/cases/EWFC/…
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I saw the Percy Jackson musical tonight. It was cute and fun and the cast did really well. I wouldn't rush to see it again, though.
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If I looked like this at 56 I would wear it to Tesco.
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner
Is this appropriate attire for 56 year old Jennifer Lopez to be performing on stage in her underwear 🤔
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There are approx. 5 men that I think are okay, the rest of them are deranged. Please tell me how a man thought it acceptable to message saying "you have such a pretty face, I'd pay to fuck you" 🤢. THIS IS NOT A COMPLIMENT OR A NORMAL WAY TO SPEAK TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
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Thousands of children and young people were raped and abused in our children’s residential care homes. It's still happening. Governments—past and present—stayed silent, even protecting those responsible. If you look the other way, if you rub shoulders with paedophiles, you are not innocent. You are complicit.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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@thesecretbrief And lesbians have to date men too? Seems homophobic.
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Looking for a new FWB is an absolutely horrific experience worse than any attempt at dating you know.
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The single best advice I ever got on conversation is “ask questions the other person will enjoy answering” which sounds insultingly obvious, but almost nobody does it, and it instantly makes conversations vastly more fun.
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reading about coma recoveries and this guy who woke up after 6 months. he could hear everything. he said if you talk to someone in a coma, remember to tell them where they are and what’s going on. he kept hoping someone would tell him what happened to him. but no one ever did
GIF
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Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..It shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames another for having at 36 because she's too old..It shames a woman who marries young as well as the one who marries old..It shames women who don't have beautiful bodies and shames those who go under the knife to get the bodies. This world shames all women, not a single one of us is spared, not a single one. So love and make yourselves happy.
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