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@tamcracker
If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Katılım Mart 2016
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@TheWapplehouse I hope that guy is hunting down Pastors and church youth leaders! Oh and cops too!
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It’s compensation for their urges. No well adjusted person feels the need to purchase a shirt like this unless it’s on your mind all the time.
van winkle@hornyculprit
Don't think guys who buy shirts like this consider the optics of wearing a shirt with the word pedophiles on it in public
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@fIametrooper If after the baking soda there are still baked on spots, use a pumice stick. It’s natural and acts like sandpaper…a bit messy since it crumbles as you use it. My sister cleaned her whole oven with years of grease that way, I was amazed.
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@AceHainley ACAB - all cats are beautiful ❤️. (Also the other meaning, obviously).
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i get to pick up Ms. Shelley Duvall from the shelter tomorrow 😻
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@NatPurser @turtlekiosk I don’t think they are in denial. They purposely hide how right-wing they are to get the initial dates. I’m sure the challenge is part of the appeal.
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@turtlekiosk relatedly, right wing guys who are in denial about being into left wing girls
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@somethings_awry @BaileyDevine20 @NillaWants We’ve seen your bare thighs yet knowing your first name is “Adam” is TMI, lol…
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@JessPected I fear for women, how many men surround them secretly are vile trolls or abusers online to strangers? I wonder if women should ask to see men’s socials before proceeding in a relationship or even friendship. But I guess alt accounts can be hidden and that is frightening…
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The rate at which men, & it's nearly exclusively men, hop on alt accounts, often several, to bypass a woman's block & continue to try to force an exchange really highlights how men refuse to accept a boundary, a no, from women.
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@DrPlantel That is a feature not a bug. They don’t want women in the workforce, women are meant to be tending the home and children. Young women are noticing as they move more liberal and their male peers shift more conservative.
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To all the people screaming about declining birth rates, let’s talk about Chelsea Walsh.
She was pregnant, needed a work from home accommodation to prevent early labor, and was denied. She delivered prematurely. Her baby died. This is what happens when we fail mothers.
You don’t get to panic about birth rates while refusing to create basic protections for pregnant people. Put your money where your mouth is or sit all the way down.
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@JessPected @AllisonRFloyd It’s part of the manosphere that believes make-up, spanx, push-up bras etc. are deceptive. If you are not naturally hot you are a liar and trying to fool men into a relationship trap.
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She... looks exactly the same. The VP wears more eyeliner than she does. Men who wake up next to women aren't baffled by women without eyeliner & lip gloss.
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@ellysmelancholy @SydneyBattle It’s giving “how do I position myself so my privates don’t touch this fabric couch.” Probably would have been sexier on a leather couch and the attitude of a cat who doesn’t care what it’s butthole touches…
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@SydneyBattle this particular picture is just kind of awkward. it's not giving anything except "that looks uncomfortable"
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no drawers? even though that’s the main thing they sell? ok i guess
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Dakota Johnson stuns for Calvin Klein. 📸 Gordon von Steiner
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@goodboynzo Does he still get concerned and meerkat when a stranger pops in during hall-time? He’s such a tender bean! 🥹
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Garbonzo has a hall time schedule:
1. Butt smackums and scritchums including armpits
2. Play with wand toy
3. Play with toys/balls while laying against a door/wall
4. Walk the entire hall
5. Sprint after toys thrown on the way back
5. Get picked up and held
6. Go home for treats
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@JaspernDumpling @oreoeocat I volunteer as tribute. 🥹
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Los Angeles is 500 square miles I *need* to know what neighborhood you live in
COWBUNZ@CalvinMaturino
People in LA love knowing what neighborhood you live in
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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa I was thinking this bc now my timeline has so much Punch content. Why aren’t there trees? 😭
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why don't they ever put living plants in zoo enclosures? why aren't there ever trees and other life??
NEXTA@nexta_tv
😍 Everything is getting better for little Punch! The older ones came to support him and keep him company.
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My current mental health is teetering on the head of a pin, so it is VITAL I do not see pictures or videos of that sad baby monkey all alone with no one to love him, because I think that would be my 13th reason.
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@djw172 The racists are chiming in. This guy was 86. Killed 10 and injured 70. Did he serve time in jail? What was his race? And the judge? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Mon…
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This is a horrifying story of our society's depraved indifference to human life relative to the fun and convenience of driving, but the most chilling line here is "They (victim's family) also asked the judge to consider revoking her driver’s license."
sfchronicle.com/crime/article/…
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@fenway_horan Yes. But no room for baseball in the brain until after Winter Olympics. 😅
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Absolutely obsessed with baseball girl twitter popping off today. To many crusty men in this sport fandom we need each other
liz 💥@lizaboth
It sure would be a shame if I found a bunch more baseball girlies to become mutuals with before Opening Day 😅
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Where are the olives?
Historyland@HistorylandHQ
In this 1950s ad, tacos are being described as "Mexican Sandwiches".
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@LAtweets22 @vinceayg_ These are so nice I can’t bear to take them out of the packages…I just admire them as is…thinking of maybe framing them…
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I ordered and received these a while ago, but accidentally had them sent to my brother in all the Christmas shopping hoopla. Anyway, my mom snuck them into my kiddo’s valentines care package for a fun little surprise
Fire mail day @vinceayg_ 🔥 literally obsessed with these!
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@HiveFleetHodag There was a tweet like “You don’t wear a mask when scooping cat litter?!” I was thinking, um no. I’ve lived my whole life in 2 of the worst polluted cities…I’m sure either that or cancer will do me in first.
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‘you let your cats up on the kitchen counter???’ I would let the cats use my credit card
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@genericmarco @bigcontentguy The Apolo Ohno move is where you crash and cut your own thigh with your own skates. 😬
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@bigcontentguy and silver medal goes to whoever can get up from the pile of crashed bodies first. that move is called the apolo ohno
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my favorite olympic event is the speed skating where they skate in a comically small circle and everyone looney tune crashes and only one person is standing at the end
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