*Lady V*

My face is all over New York and I can prove it.

suck it and fuck it

i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall

Cheers Motherfuckers.

@occupied_stall You want me to Frank 😎

My tits never fall out of my tank top in bed because I sleep naked

I’ll so chase you if I wanna fuck you bad enough

if she’s got your back & laughs at all your jokes don’t fuck it up, dummy.

Twitter- Have you ever slept with a married man? Me- Never, just ask my husband.

If you're going to *correct my tweet make sure you're not stupid first.

Imagine meeting someone who makes promises and keeps them Wild

Why they don't play Alice In Chains "Down in a Hole"at funerals is fucking beyond me ....

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be men that wear shark tooth necklaces at 40.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't live in glass houses. That's stupid.

Does anyone actually 69 anymore?

Ladies, there should be no reason for you to bow your head, other than the fact that you need to admire your shoes.

I hate it when I’m trying to make tea and accidentally summon a demon.